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I've seen these online before, but not here yet....so you can start by "That awkward moment when....." I'll start That awkward moment when you get a lush friend invite from your grandmother!
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that awkward moment when you got so excited you had to type one handed
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That Awkward Moment When You Are Chatting With 2 People At Same Time And Send Wrong Message To Wrong Person
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That awkward moment when your kiddo finds your sex toy collection
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poizenivy wrote:That awkward moment when your kiddo finds your sex toy collection haha yes. my old avatar would be an awkward moment. Just imagine sitting around having tea with the ladies from church and uh oh look what sparky found
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slutpuppy wrote:that awkward moment when you got so excited you had to type one handed I can relate to that scenario... LOL How about the awkward moment when you're "going private" with a fellow Lush member on your iPhone and lay it down to do something and someone gets curious about whats on the screen and picks it up and starts reading your chat. OOPS!!! 
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...when you're checking someone out and they catch your eyes mid leer.
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That awkward moment when someone you know realizes that they have seen you on line, and you are wondering if you were naked.
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Nikki703 wrote:That Awkward Moment When You Are Chatting With 2 People At Same Time And Send Wrong Message To Wrong Person Ha, I've been the sender and the receiver - VERY awkward!!
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That awkward moment when some one you are chatting with mentions something you don't remember drunk-chatting about from the night before.
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That awkward moment when you are checking out that new, naughty picture posted on your wall and your boss chooses then to walk in
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I have to share Nicola's post that I saw earlier. That awkward moment when... http://www.break.com/index/caught_banging_blow_up_doll.html
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That awkward moment when you totally forget about a forum topic that YOU posted!
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that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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poizenivy wrote:that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex Haha, good one. Let's make it more twisted, that awkward moment when I call out my step daughter's name, and my wife calls out my sister's name during sex.
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That awkward moment when a nice woman is helping you and you say, "Thank you, sir."
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That awkward moment when your masturbating in private and realize you're moaning too loud lol
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that awkward moment when you walk around naked and realize the curtains are open and your neighbor is looking in
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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That awkward moment when your dad finds out your dating a guy from his office who is close to his age  .....  Mom, I told you NOT to tell him!
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NightFox wrote:That awkward moment when your masturbating in privet and realize you're moaning too loud lol Hahaha.....i can TOTALLY relate to that! 
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The awkward moment after you bend over and a guy is still starring at your ass...
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That awkward moment when you realize you've only had actual conversations with about 5% of your lush friends.
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That awkward moment when your just blankly staring off into space and someone thinks your staring at them
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That akward moment when you are about to show a pic on the mobile phone for your parents and they start to look at all the pics in the gallery. They still ask who that was lying naked like that...
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Hehehe....awkward!!
When your cell buzzes in the middle of the night with a sexy text from one of your favorite playmates and your SO sees it
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toys. AWKWARD
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atrain_alex89 wrote:That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toys. AWKWARD Worse...my son found his grandmother's dildo!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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The awkward moment when you're thinking about nothing at all and you get an erection... While you're sitting on the bus. You have no alternative but to disembark because you are already late for work. Darn penis has a will of it's own.
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When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"
P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it.
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charmbrights wrote:When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"
P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it. I dunno about anyone else, Charms... but I could have gone another 63 months without reading that. Thanks for subtly violating the rules here, man. The Awkward moment... -On your laptop and when you click on Firefox browser to load up.. and Lush is your homepage...and you've got family watching over your shoulder so you can show them some cool youtube video... And up pops - LUSH in all its glory on your start up page. Doh! 
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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