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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 4:26:56 PM

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Pick up the first book nearest to you, turn to page 45 and read the first sentence - this describes what your sex life will be like in 2012

Mine is:

‎'Stop it! Stop it!' cried the manager, poking the walking stick through the bars and knocking the books apart.
(from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by JK Rowling)

(ha, I know it's a shit thread, but there's worse out there, HUH?????)
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 4:44:33 PM

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Is this FUCK or PASS? That's the thread I was looking for! evil4


"Her due in horror and confusion had been paid: all resources of her instinct and her intelligence were now committed to keeping her alive."

The Queen of the South - Arturo Perez-Reverte

Gosh! Now, that sounds like fun. Kinda like 2011! Embarassed

Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:02:05 PM

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In my defense, can I point out that I just got someone to hand me a random book - I'm not reading that one now!!!

lol
SerraKitty
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:16:29 PM

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Hmmm, this could be scary.
Page 45 of the closest book, the one that I am reading is a chapter title page for Stephen King's, Under the Dome.
The only line on that page reads...
"Lotta Dead Birds"
latinfoxy
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:36:42 PM

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My book is in Spanish but the translation goes something like "there was pictures of the wedding party, sad and lonely. Great Uncle Yusef tried to break them off"

Kabul - M. E. Hirsh

I shouldnt read much into this right? *looks around trying to find people to tell her its ok*

Damn you Mazza now because of you im gonna have a sad and lonely sex life this year cussing *giggles*
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:52:15 PM

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Oh guys, don't worry, it's only a game...

Tell you what, if your sex life sucks this year - I will start another forum thread and get you all skype hook ups???

Would that be ok??

Ha ha!!
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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:52:37 PM

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"What's more, this new scheme was accepted at the time only in the Catholic countries."

?? Does this bode well?
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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:53:39 PM

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Mazz damn you! I am not getting a great vibe from what I just posted here.

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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:58:45 PM

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"The next morning I was walking by the filthy playground in Washington Square Park..."

Yep, 'filthy playground' sounds about right. stirthepot


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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 6:00:56 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 6:30:21 PM

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Oh god - I am going to have SO many skype hook ups to organise if I continue to ruin your sex lives...

(sorry for laughing, but it IS kinda funny!!)
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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 6:41:48 PM

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"Let the aprentices attend their masters."

Magician - Raymond E Feist

Hmm not sure how to interpret that one, suppose it might be good.
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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 7:01:46 PM

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I was going to just like splurge, tell 'em everything they needed to know-Big Yellow, Lizzie the works.

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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 9:12:15 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Yep, 'filthy playground' sounds about right. stirthepot




Someone alert the authorities!



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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 9:53:42 PM

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Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 10:08:40 PM

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hopefully better than 2011
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:55:48 AM

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" Yeah,you!"Clay shouted. "I'm talking to you!" And then, because it was the only thing he could think of; "I fucked your mama, and she was one dry hump!"

Stephen King.... Cell

Does that mean only dry humps this year?
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:31:19 AM

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Nina agreed immediately,and her family held a party to celebrate.
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:40:29 AM

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Oh god, this thread is making me laugh!!
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:57:44 AM

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Not too bad, wonder what she looks likeRegaeman Man
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:31:43 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 11:19:54 AM

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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 12:08:32 PM

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Hmmmm

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 12:51:25 PM

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"The good, the bad, and the ugly."
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:49:02 PM

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oh damn, green eggs and ham doesn't have 45 pages, lol
adele
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:14:11 PM

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She was stunning, in a bold red dress that managed to be both elegant and sexy

Innocent in Death - J.D. Robb

Sounds promising


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And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Buz
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:30:48 PM

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Damn! I was reading a book about the Normandy Invasion in World War II.
It says on that page...

"Rommel inspects the barbed wire, the stakes, mines and hedgehogs of the beach defences."

BARBED WIRE!!!! Just what the hell is going to happen in 2012? I don't think I want to be naked around any barbed wire!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:42:50 PM

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"It's a Horrible dream".

Physik, by Angie Sage.

That doesn't sound too pleasuring, you owe me a skype hook up! lol
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:05:04 PM

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Ummmm it appears Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You? Shit!!! Does not have 45 pages, god I hope that isn't a harbinger of things to come!

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