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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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some of these are quite the wtf
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"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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Rank: Constant Gardener
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Indeed. We call that Pandis, where I come from.  *I'm stealing this one.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Bah!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Nightmares for a week, loud_bkr 
*shudder*
Super Star my ass! bwahahahaha!
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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Java wrote:
Super Star my ass! That's probably exactly what she said!
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Rank: Constant Gardener
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Location: Cakeland, United States
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Sarc ... My second favorite 'asm!
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I wonder how that couple goes when they pick their kids up from kindergarten... I really don't see the appeal in the whole body modification thing.
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nicola wrote:
I wonder how that couple goes when they pick their kids up from kindergarten...
How about using mouth wash when you need to swish it around your mouth...maybe they insert some kind of rubber grommet to stop the leaks... I dont get it either. What happened to the days when you used your personality to display your individuality instead of punching holes in any lose skin.
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The one going septic in the cheek is a real turn on for me...
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I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth?
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chefkathleen wrote:I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth? My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...
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