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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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That was hilarious!
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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This could also just be a parallel parking fail...
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Tentacle sex foreplay? 
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Why women live longer than men. 
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet. We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!" Airgasms Induce Orgasms
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1ball wrote:Why women live longer than men.  Oh Yeah That's Safe. He'll be in my office soon enough.
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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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But is stereo available??? I should really prefer to hear from each breast...
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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion! 
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Does that come in a variety for dudes? I could do with one of those!
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote: Well, that might be a way out of going back to school.
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet. We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!" Airgasms Induce Orgasms
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My sex toy has bigger balls than your sex toy. 
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet. We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!" Airgasms Induce Orgasms
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HAHAHA OMG!! If that happened to me, I'd kill him once I got my hands on him!! 
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OMG, I needed that laugh! I *so* know a guy who would do this.... Thanks! 
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