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Roses are red And covered with pricks, Stinkhorn fungi are gray And shaped like a dick.
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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Roses are red
Some people like drama
They should just do
get kicked by a llama
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Seattle, United States
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roses are red
violets are blue
up in the same sky
there are my favorite star and moon.
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Roses are red
And carnations white.
When used in a rhyme scheme
They always sound trite.
But hydrangeas are blue
And daffodils yellow.
If you make those rhyme,
You’re a heck of a fellow.
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Roses are red
Some people are clever
In doing well
with each endeavor
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: United States
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my best friend
I'm glad I met you
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Pignut is white and
Ragwort is yellow,
But no flower’s as wild as
Ones from a bordello.
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Location: Seattle, United States
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Rose is red
Come with sting
Along with beauty
There are always pain
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I can see that you're on your own feet now
I sense all the hints for me to leave
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
His cock was huge
I hope yours is too
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
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Roses are red
Cherries are too
I'll tie that stem with my tongue
In a knot just for you
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Rose are red, Their petals we strew. If your tongue's in a knot, Oh, dear, naughty you! 
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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Posts: 326,982
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Roses are Red
Your Lips are too
My Heart is in Texas
Forever with You!
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Handsome1 wrote:Roses are Red
Your Lips are too
My Heart is in Texas
Forever with You!
aaaw i like this one=)
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roses are red violets are blue my cock is seriously throbbing it would look good in you
For my more edgy, stories and achives check out my secret directory; Secret Directory and Story Archives
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Roses are red
And quite deeply rooted;
So, their path from garden to girl
’s Convoluted
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Roses can be red
Or yellow, white or peach
Whatever the color
It's nice when they're in reach
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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Roses are red, Winnie' s a Phoo Tigger has a spring in his tail. This rhyme is a major FAIL!  
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Roses are red –
With love they are mated –
But our love must fail
'Cause your neighborhood's gated.
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Roses are red
But they have thorns
Angels have halos
But devils have horns
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Roses are red,
But their stems are thorny.
If your halo's tarnished,
I'm gonna get horny.
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
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Roses are red, Your rabbit's angora, You can't base romance, On fauna and flora.
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Roses are red
Some commercials are stupid
Homemade soup is good
Until it gets putrid
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Canada
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Roses are red
But rabbits are tasty.
You can't skin a rosebush,
And their hips make base tea.
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Roses are red
And some apples are too
Both make you feel better
And both good for you
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Roses are red, Also firecrackers. Don't light any now And you're one of the slackers. 
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Dandelions are yellow
And roses are red
The second is pretty
The first we want dead
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Violets are blue
Roses are Red
I do you too
If you give me head
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