Are you male or female?
How old are you?
How many times a week do you masturbate?
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
In the shower?
In the bath?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a car while traveling... ?

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?

What position do you play in:
On your back?
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?

How do you play:
With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Are you wet or hard now?
Are you going to masturbate now?
Are you a masturbation addict?
What is the most you have played in one day?

Damn! With all those questions, makes it seem like an interview lol

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[quote=coops89]Are you male or female?
Male(although in Ask the Gals)
How old are you?
I was alive when JFK was assinated
How many times a week do you masturbate?
2-3 times a day in my prime not so much now
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
I'm a simple guy never mastered Multi-O

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yes
In the shower?
Yes
In the bath?
Yes
Outdoors?
Yes
At work?
Yes
Every room in the house?
Yes
In a car while traveling... ?

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Yes
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
Yes
A stranger?
Yes
A student?
Yes
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?
Yes

What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Yes

How do you play:
With left hand?
Yes
With right hand?
Yes
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Yes
Pictures?
Yes
Movie clips online?
Yes
Videos?
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Yes
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Yes
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Are you wet or hard now?
Are you going to masturbate now?
Are you a masturbation addict?
What is the most you have played in one day?
5

That wasn"t hard

Are you male or female?
-female.
How old are you?
-18.
How many times a week do you masturbate?
-i lose count nowadays.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
-at least twice.

Where do you masturbate:
-in bed.
-at mine or my boyfriends house in general.

What do you fantasize about when you play:
-always something involving my boyfriend.
-bondage play.
-threesome. (mmf/mff)

What position do you play in:
-pretty much always on my back, with my legs spread.
-or on my knees if i'm giving a blowjob at the same time.

How do you play:
-toys mainly.
-with erotica or porn.

What is your favorite porn:
-anything a little rougher than vanilla sex.
-male dominance.
-bondage. (always with a female submissive.)

Have you ever masturbated to:
-facebook chat with my boyfriend.
-phone calls.

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
-no.
Masturbated for a man/woman?
-yes.
Masturbated for the same sex?
-no.
Masturbated in a group?
-no.
Masturbated for a photo?
-no.
Masturbated for a webcam?
-no.
Masturbated for a video?
-no. but i will do at the weekend for my boyfriend as a valentine's treat.

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
-yes.
Insert something or play with your ass?
-no.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
-occasionally one of my nipples.
Use pain as a method of playing?
-slight spanking.
-pulling on, or attaching something to my nipples. (usually hair grips, need to invest in proper nipple clamps. :P)

Do you taste your cum?
-not always, usually only if i'm with my boyfriend.
When was the last time you masturbated?
-last night.
Are you wet or hard now?
-very wet.
Are you going to masturbate now?
-YES.
Are you a masturbation addict?
-slightly. ;)
What is the most you have played in one day?
-i seriously lose count, has to be at least 7 or 8 times in a day.

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I L o v e Y o u .

I L o v e d Y o u A l l A l o n g .

Y o u r R o s e .

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Are you male or female? F
How old are you? 27
At what age did you start masturbating? Not really until Uni. 18
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-3. Depends. Sometimes more.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Mostly but sometime I just like a lazy caress, particularly before falling asleep.

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Oh yes. Fave
In the shower? Sometimes with the nozzle
In the bath? Occasionally but that's more often a warm up for play
Outdoors? Have done, but not that great in reality. Has only been for a dare I think.
At work? A couple of times but again, not as fun as the thought
Every room in the house? Hmmm, done a few, but not a big think, sorry!
In a car while traveling... ? Oh yes!

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Definitely. Vast majority of my fantasy revolves around the bf and those I know / have known and past experiences. I love real.
A friend? Y
A friend's spouse? Ooops... Yes but I'm not telling.
A stranger? Not really, though I have had thoughts of finding my self 'taken'.
A student? not applicable
A member of the same sex? Y
A past lover? OH YES! Few things are better than reliving a kinky love making session without the baggage.

What position do you play in:
On your back? Mostly.
Standing? No
Kneeling? sometimes with my vibe when I thinking about doggie
Sitting? More for a fumbling feel whilst on Lush at work!
Lying on tummy? under the duvet and having warm and cosy thoughts.

How do you play:
With left hand? N
With right hand? Y
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Occasionally
Written erotica? YES... I love real stories
Pictures? Sometimes but hate fake pics. There just isn't anything erotic
Movie clips online? Very occasionally. If it is a real couple who are clearly making love... OMG!
Videos? No
Something on TV? Sometimes you see something incredibly erotic. Not necessarily in your face thing.

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? If real
Gay or lesbian sex? Can be fun
Group sex or orgies? bit of a far out fantasy of mine, so if it's good
Blow jobs/oral sex? perhaps
Cumshots? No
Anal? Yes
Interracial? Oh yes
Age play? No
S&M? Not really
Role playing? No
Kinky? Perhaps.

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes! Oh definitely.
A chat room dialogue? rarely but have have sometimes got really hot as a result. Cyber has not really worked for me.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Love the thought, but it also terrifies me and to some extent it is a bit fantasy breaking.

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes I think I must have been. Whether I've been noticed...
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? No, but would LOVE to! (would I for real??? wow I'm not sure)
Masturbated for a photo? Yes. Boring
Masturbated for a webcam? No, would probably like to and then find out it was disappointing
Masturbated for a video? ditto

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes, but rather it is the bf's tongue
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? other than his tongue?
Use pain as a method of playing? Not really. Something to explore perhaps

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Not really
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? No. I'm at work and anyway, not feeling that horny
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? No idea. Probably when I was single and exploring my new rabbit.

hahahaha and what about reading those answers... talking mulitple in the mean time !

Are you male or female? male
How old are you? 39
At what age did you start masturbating? I was young
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7-14
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once

Where do you masturbate: all of the below
In bed?
In the shower?
In the bath?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a car while traveling... ?

What do you fantasize about when you play: all of the below
A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover?

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no

How do you play: all of the below
With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? yes
Interracial? yes
Age play? sometimes
S&M? no
Role playing? sometimes
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to: all of the below
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
Insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? once in a while
Use pain as a method of playing? not my thing

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 hours ago
Are you wet or hard now? no
Are you going to masturbate now? no probably later
Are you a masturbation addict? maybe
What is the most you have played in one day? 5 times i think

Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 26
How many times a week do you masturbate? at least 7, but up to 12 or beyond.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once

Where do you masturbate:
Anywehere I can get naked, and some where I can't!

What do you fantasize about when you play:
My girlfriend

What position do you play in:
sitting

How do you play:
Left hand, erotica, picture and videos

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
depends on the mood, but straight sex, group sex, pegging, nudism. exhibitionism are the usual suspects

Have you ever masturbated to: email

Have you ever:
Never been unintentionally caught. Masturbated for my girl, video and pictures

Do you ever:
Sometimes insert something into my ass

For men and women:
Don't taste my cum, This morning, am very hard now, am masturbating now, about 10 is probably the most.

coops89 wrote:

Are you male or female?
Female
How old are you?
33
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Varies
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
once

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
yes
In the shower?
no
In the bath?
no
Outdoors?
no
At work?
no
Every room in the house?
yes
In a car while traveling... ?
no


What do you fantasize about when you play:
significant other?
yes
A friend?
yes
A friend's spouse?
no
A stranger?
yes
A student?
no
A member of the same sex?
no
A past lover?
Hell yes!

What position do you play in:
On your back?
yes
Standing?
no
Kneeling?
yes
Sitting?
yes
Lying on tummy?
no

How do you play:
With left hand?
yes
With right hand?
no
With a toy?
yes
With water from bath?
no
Written erotica?
yes
Pictures?
no
Movie clips online?
yes
Videos?
yes
Something on TV?
no

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
yes
Gay or lesbian sex?
no
Group sex or orgies?
yes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
yes
Cumshots?
no
Anal?
no
Interracial?
no
Age play?
no
S&M?
yes
Role playing?
yes
Kinky?
no

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
no
A chat room dialogue?
yes
Exchanged stories or pictures?
yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
no
Masturbated for a man/woman?
yes
Masturbated for the same sex?
no
Masturbated in a group?
no
Masturbated for a photo?
no
Masturbated for a webcam?
no
Masturbated for a video?
no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
no
Insert something or play with your ass?
no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
no
Use pain as a method of playing?
no

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
no
When was the last time you masturbated?
today
Are you wet or hard now?
yes
Are you going to masturbate now?
no
Are you a masturbation addict?
no
What is the most you have played in one day?

3 times

Are you male or female? MALE
How old are you? 57
How many times a week do you masturbate? 20-25
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? ALWAYS

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? YES
In the shower? YES
In the bath? NO
Outdoors? YES
At work? YES
Every room in the house? YES
In a car while traveling... ? YES

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? YES
A friend? YES
A friend's spouse? YES
A stranger? YES
A student? NO
A member of the same sex? YES
A past lover? YES

What position do you play in:
On your back? YES
Standing? YES
Kneeling? NO
Sitting? YES
Lying on tummy? YES

How do you play:
With left hand? YES
With right hand? YES
With a toy? ON OCCASION
With water from bath? ON OCCASION
Written erotica? ON OCCASION
Pictures? SOMETIMES
Movie clips online? NO
Videos? SOMETIMES
Something on TV? SOMETIMES

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? YES
Gay or lesbian sex? YES
Group sex or orgies? NOT REALLY
Blow jobs/oral sex? YES
Cumshots? YES
Anal? YES
Interracial? ON OCCASION
Age play? LEGAL ONLY
S&M? NO
Role playing? YES
Kinky? USUALLY NOT

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? YES
A chat room dialogue? YES
Exchanged stories or pictures? YES

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? YES
Masturbated for a man/woman? YES
Masturbated for the same sex? YES
Masturbated in a group? NO
Masturbated for a photo? NO
Masturbated for a webcam? YES
Masturbated for a video? NO

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? ON OCCASION
Insert something or play with your ass? NOT USUALLY
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? NO
Use pain as a method of playing? NO

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? YES
When was the last time you masturbated? THIS MORNING
Are you wet or hard now? SEMI
Are you going to masturbate now? NO
Are you a masturbation addict? I DONT THINK SO BUT I DO ENJOY
What is the most you have played in one day? 6-7

Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 106
At what age did you start masturbating? 105
How many times a week do you masturbate? 69
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 169

Where do you masturbate: I usually start with my nipples and slowly work south

What do you fantasize about when you play: The postman, the milkman, the weird neighbor

What position do you play in: Usually midfield

How do you play: How? very nicely, thank you

What is your favorite porn: What's porn?

Have you ever masturbated to: Usually to some sensual music, punk mostly

Have you ever: Never!

Do you ever: Huh?

For men and women: Sorry, no time to answer, gotta go wank while playing with my nipples with one hand, keeping the butt plug steady with the other, shit! I hope the webcam works, where's the postman? Oh! tastes just like chicken! Dribble, Dribble, fuck I'm soooo wet baby!

ARE YOU SERIOUS? I KNOW IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE BUT THIS FORUM IS MAKING ME

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Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick

If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen

Let The Game Begin

Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 47
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2 to 5
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Once

Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling... ? A bit

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:
On your back?
Standing? Yes
Kneeling?
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy?

How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath? No. Shower jet
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? No
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? No
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night
Are you wet or hard now? No,about 30 minutes ago yes.
Are you going to masturbate now? No
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? 10ish

Are you male or female? MALE
How old are you? 26
How many times a week do you masturbate? 1-7
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? YES
In the shower? OH YEAH, QUITE OFTEN
In the bath?
Outdoors? I HAVE
At work? ONCE
Every room in the house? PROBABLY ATLEAST ONCE
In a car while traveling... ?

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? YES
A friend? YES, MANY
A friend's spouse? NO, WON'T GO THERE.
A stranger? NOT USUALLY
A student?
A member of the same sex? YES
A past lover? YES

What position do you play in:
On your back? YES
Standing? YES
Kneeling? YES
Sitting? YES
Lying on tummy? NO

How do you play:
With left hand? YES
With right hand?
With a toy? I HAVE
With water from bath? NO
Written erotica? SOMETIMES
Pictures? YES, BACK IN THE DAY
Movie clips online? BREA BENNETT IS MY FAVORITE!!
Videos? SEE ABOVE.
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? I LIKEY
Gay or lesbian sex? LOVE LESIAN SEX. HAVE OT BE IN THE RIGHT MOOD FOR 2 GUYS, AS I'M RREALLY PARTICULAR ABOUT WHICH MEN I"M ATTRACTED TO.
Group sex or orgies? DON'T MIND IT, BUT DON'T USUALLY LOOKK FOR MORE THAN 3 WAYS
Blow jobs/oral sex? WHO WOULDN'T?
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play? I LOVE ME SOME MILFS.
S&M?
Role playing? NAH. I LIKE AMATEUR, MORE REALISTIC STUFF USUALLY.
Kinky? SURE.

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? NO
A chat room dialogue? I THINK SO
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
Masturbated for a man/woman? YES
Masturbated for the same sex? YES
Masturbated in a group? NO
Masturbated for a photo? NO
Masturbated for a webcam? YES, HENCE THE NAME LIKE2BEWATCHED
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? NOT REALLY
Insert something or play with your ass? MY HAND MAY STRAY AND RUB, SLAP AND SQUEEZE, BUT THATS ABOUT IT (FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE VIEWER)
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing? NO

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? I HAVE TASTED PRECUM
When was the last time you masturbated? 2 NIGHTS AGO.
Are you wet or hard now? NEITHER
Are you going to masturbate now? NOT PLANNING ON IT
Are you a masturbation addict? I PREFER "AFICIONADO"
What is the most you have played in one day? 4

Are you male or female? FEMALE
How old are you? 23
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-3
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? ONCE USUALLY

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? CHECK
In the shower? CHECK
In the bath? CHECK
Outdoors? CHECK
At work? NOPE
Every room in the house? MOST OF THEM
In a car while traveling... ? NOPE

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? CHECK
A friend? NOT USUALLY
A friend's spouse? NOPE
A stranger? NOPE
A student? NOPE
A member of the same sex? ALWAYS
A past lover? NEVER

What position do you play in:
On your back? USUALLY
Standing? IN THE SHOWER
Kneeling? NOPE
Sitting? NOT OFTEN
Lying on tummy? SOMETIMES

How do you play:
With left hand? NOPE
With right hand? CHECK
With a toy? CHECK
With water from bath? CHECK
Written erotica? HELL YEAH
Pictures? YUP
Movie clips online? SOMETIMES
Videos? SOMETIMES
Something on TV? NOPE

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? NOPE
Gay or lesbian sex? LESBIAN
Group sex or orgies? SOMETIMES
Blow jobs/oral sex? NEVER
Cumshots? NEVER
Anal? NEVER
Interracial? SOMETIMES
Age play? HUH?
S&M? NEVER
Role playing? HELL YEAH
Kinky? NEVER

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? NOPE
A chat room dialogue? NOPE
Exchanged stories or pictures? NOPE

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? YEAH
Masturbated for a man/woman? HELL YEAH
Masturbated for the same sex? ALWAYS
Masturbated in a group? IF THREE IS A GROUP YES
Masturbated for a photo? YUP
Masturbated for a webcam? A PRIVATE SKYPE WHEN MY GF WAS AWAY
Masturbated for a video? NOPE

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? MINE AND SOMETIMES HERS YES
Insert something or play with your ass? NEVER
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? NOT USUALLY
Use pain as a method of playing? NEVER

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? OCCASIONALLY
When was the last time you masturbated? AS I WRITE THIS
Are you wet or hard now? MILDLY WET
Are you going to masturbate now? YES
Are you a masturbation addict? NOPE
What is the most you have played in one day? 3 TIMES

Are you male or female? Female
How old are you? 22
How many times a week do you masturbate? 8/9
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? every time..

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes.
In the shower? yes.
In the bath? yes.
Outdoors? yes.
At work? yes.
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling... ? yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? definitely

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? rarely
Sitting? sometimes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? sometimes
With a toy? toothbrush
With water from bath? yes
Written erotica? yes!
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? yes

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Straight is my favourite
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots? LOVE.
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? right now!

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes..
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes...
Masturbated for the same sex? not YET.
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
Insert something or play with your ass? yep
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? last night
Are you wet or hard now? i'm wet now
Are you going to masturbate now? finger already inside!
Are you a masturbation addict? yes!
What is the most you have played in one day? 8 times?