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St Steven is the patron saint of bricklayers
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I have 9 toys.
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The fetus pisses in the womb and drinks it's own pee.
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.
Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."
Axl - That's not "uvula."
From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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Hitler helped design the Volkswagen aka The Beetle.
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.
Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."
Axl - That's not "uvula."
From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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ABBA became famous after their hit Waterloo won them the Eurovision in 1974
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.
Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."
Axl - That's not "uvula."
From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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Cats have five toes one each front paw. They have four toes on each back paw.
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.
Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."
Axl - That's not "uvula."
From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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 The Earth is flat!!! Dont fall the fuck off
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Solid Snake from the Metal Gear game series is named after Snake Plissken
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I'm going to take a shower and I wish it wasn't all by myself.
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I don't need a shower, but I'd happily join Lola in her shower.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Wise Ass
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LM is one horny mo'fo It is genetically impossible for women to be color blind.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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From Wiki: "I just got done studying genetics and yes it is VERY RARE but women can be colorblind. If a female gets a bad X-chromosome from mom then she is a carrier and can pass it to her son but if she gets a bad one from her mom then her dad would have to have a bad one for her to be colorblind, which is what makes it rare that she would get a bad one from her mother and her dad would be colorblind. She could just get the bad one from dad if he is colorblind but a good one from mom and still be just a carrier. " LM, you were too slow, I had to shower alone. 
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The Washington monument is 555 feet 5 and 3/8ths inches tall
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56% of men have had sex while at work
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Rank: Lurker
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Men have an average of 9 erections a night
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When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
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US Navy aircraft carriers are limited in size by the width of the Panama Canal.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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After alcohol, marijuana is the most popular recreational or mood-altering drug used worldwide.g
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In your next life do you want to be a pig?)
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates mating by ripping the male's head off.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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During World War II, the first German artillery shell to hit Leningrad killed the only elephant in the city zoo. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man. Like this fact is going to make any difference to us!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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borborygmus- term used to denote the rumbling in your stomach
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Eyes stay the same size from birth to death. However the ears and nose still grow through out a life time.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
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