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Humans are the only species creative enough to “69.” All others have settled for the conventional and practical ways of gettin’ ‘er done! hahaha
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The male penguin looks after its young.
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There is a species of frog that carries and gestates its babies in small holes in its back... It is called the Surinam Toad
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Pre-ejaculate immediately prior to ejaculation is alkaline (and, thus, contains the greatest concentration of semen of all pre-ejaculate), because it helps to neutralize the "hostility" of the acidic womb, thus giving little swimmers a fighting chance. Interestingly, earlier pre-ejactulate tends to be more acidic, as is the final increment of ejaculatory fluid (both due to prostatic activity). Scientists speculate that it is an evolutionary trait, and is designed to help to eliminate (kill) sperm from another donor, thus increasing the chances of fertilization of the current male's sperm.
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naughtiestmommy wrote:Pre-ejaculate immediately prior to ejaculation is alkaline (and, thus, contains the greatest concentration of semen of all pre-ejaculate), because it helps to neutralize the "hostility" of the acidic womb, thus giving little swimmers a fighting chance.
Interestingly, earlier pre-ejactulate tends to be more acidic, as is the final increment of ejaculatory fluid (both due to prostatic activity). Scientists speculate that it is an evolutionary trait, and is designed to help to eliminate (kill) sperm from another donor, thus increasing the chances of fertilization of the current male's sperm. I got a wee bit turned on reading this. Weird, random and true.
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Gurlyboy wrote:
I got a wee bit turned on reading this. Weird, random and true.
You know what? I got kind of turned on when I heard about it! I love the idea of the Alpha protecting his claim. lol
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If you apply a force of around 400Ib/ft to a 1cm cube of peizo crystal it will produce around 12000volts of electricity :)
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Women are such damn awful drivers !! Parking sensors front and back should me mandatory for women drivers and they should only be allowed to drive at night when there are few other cars on the road. Well I am so sick of paying such high insurance premiums because there are so many women on the roads !! Just venting my spleen perhaps but it is a fact.
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simplyjohn wrote:Women are such damn awful drivers !! Parking sensors front and back should me mandatory for women drivers and they should only be allowed to drive at night when there are few other cars on the road. Well I am so sick of paying such high insurance premiums because there are so many women on the roads !! Just venting my spleen perhaps but it is a fact. This is pretty funny. I have the same argument about older drivers. As for ALL women, I am throwing a yellow here. Personally, I've never once caused an accident, and have (through very defensive driving...i.e. I assume that everyone around me is a complete moron) avoided dozens. I guess there is an odd ball in every lot, eh? But I know what you mean. I was once plowed into at a stop light by a chick talking on her cell phone going 45mph; she didn't even brake. My 4 month old and 5 year old were in the car. It took restraint not to violently remove her weave. Bad drivers don't really have a gender, though. They all suck.
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Another interesting science fact: (Thanks for making me think of it, GB) We are biologically designed to have a slight aversion to the scent of someone of the opposite gender, when they are too genetically similar to us. Nature's way of keeping us dipping into the mutation pool, it seems.
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Seeing a sexy woman makes a man forget what he's supposed to be learning. Seriously, a man cannot learn when it's a foxy female teaching him because all he wants to do is mate.
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Gurlyboy wrote:Seeing a sexy woman makes a man forget what he's supposed to be learning. Seriously, a man cannot learn when it's a foxy female teaching him because all he wants to do is mate. I saw this on Masterchef Australia last night encore, where this guy had to put icing on a cake and he was taught how to put icing on properly by this attractive female baker. Apparently he didn't hear what she said as he was to busy looking at her lol. Oh facts... We pass gas after we die.
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Male seahorses carry the fertilized eggs and give birth
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Most Barnacles are hermaphrodites, able to reproduce without a partner, having both penises and ovaries, however when reproducing with another barnacle, their penis reaches out of the shell, to an adjacent barnacle. Barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio, in the animal world. It reaches up to 8 times their body length!
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killer whales aren't whales at all. they are a species of dolphins called orcas.
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Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon.
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Colour blindness affects more men than women.
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Two-hundred-and-fifty gallons of oatmeal were used in Jurassic Park III to simulate dinosaur droppings.
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The state dinosaur of Montana is the Maiasaura and Montana and South Dakota are the only states to share a land border that is not traversed by a paved road.
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Phobos and Demos, the two moons of Mars are names of demons. The Astronomer who discovered them, named them after his wife who had nagged him to bed early one night just after he had discovered them!
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The name gentoo, of the cute penguins from the movie, Mr. Popper's Penguins, comes from the Portugese word "gentio" or "gentile" in English; gentoo was considered a derogatory word in the 20th century.
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The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
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