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SensualSharon
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 7:58:23 AM

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I often ask my chat guys this and have gotten some funny answers. From libraries to a city bus under a coat. So tell us all, where is the strangest place you ever practiced some "self love?" Inquiring minds want to know...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 9:44:13 AM

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I've felt the urge at random time like at alone work, or busy at work in the restroom, or even driving in my car!
SydneySider
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:23:04 AM

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yeah, I did in my car once. Im not proud of it, but some things cant wait..I did at least pull over into a quiet street. I did not want the truck driver next to me seeing that in traffic..



HoldenMcCrank
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:25:50 PM

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Work, school, the beach, in my truck while driving, out on my deck during a full moon.
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Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:28:47 PM

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mall bathroom
DLizze
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:07:17 AM

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Under the bleachers in the gymnasium at an all-girl's school. (A female friend snuck me in, then bet me a buck I didn't have the nerve to jack off and cum all over the floor. LOL)

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lilaudrie
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:08:14 AM

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The hot tub at a public swimming pool, which was crowded at the time. The jets had created a layer of foam, under which I masturbated while trying to look bored.
nyny45
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:51:16 PM

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On a ski life during the summer in park in Japan.
nyny45
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:53:19 PM

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I meant ski lift.
john712live
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:56:42 PM

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In the car, in a public wet sauna, on a plane in my seat under a blanket, at work when alone
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:45:16 PM

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While Parasailing. I just reached into my shorts and rubbed my clit, but I didnt cum. But was such a thrill anyway.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 2:04:32 PM

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Driving in my car before the sun came up. I the church coat room with my girl friend.
Dwin
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 3:05:50 PM

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In a rock quarry
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Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 3:12:01 PM

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GotI was about Edited by admin for content, my girlfriend lived next door. On occasion I would stand outside and talk to her when it got dark. Her parents were kinda strict so we started doing this more often, it started out innocently enough, but one night she was acting so seductive. And very sexy in her panties and Tshirt she flashed me her lovely titties and it was all I could do to keep from cumming in my pants! My cock was rock hard at this point and she could tell (she used to love teasing me! ) "I wanna see your dick now! "whatever she said to me as I was already reaching down to pull it out of my pants. Once it sprang free of its confinement she let out a soft, "ooooh!"and she stood up to let me see that she had her panties off and was rubbing her beautiful pussy! She said, "stroke your cock for me baby! "By this time I had dropped my pants to the ground and was jacking of2tf in a frenzied fashion, "oh yeah baby "she purred "I wanna see you cum all over yourself! ",at this point I needed no further encouragement "oh fuck yeah baby here I come! "And as I pulled and shot my load on myself, her mom came bursting into her room! Busted! She looked out the window and saw me with my still hard dick in my hand then at my girlfriend with two of her fingers in her pussy. Amazingly she turned around and left! Uh oh! I thought but nothing else was ever said about it! We still laugh about it now but at the time ......
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 3:21:09 PM

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Oh wow, well, mine has to be in front of the fire at my Aunts house many years ago. It was so nice!

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Tanksdad
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 3:43:21 PM

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In my in-laws bedroom
castlequeen
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 5:07:10 PM

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Ladies room at Sak's

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Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 4:26:54 AM

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In the dressing room of a Gap store. Then used the clothes I was "trying on" to clean it up. I just left the cum soaked shirt in the room. I can only imagine what happened when someone found it.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 3:54:38 PM

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all over my desk at work while reading lush stories
aalily
Posted: Friday, March 09, 2012 12:28:54 PM

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I am ashamed to say, at school! Also on a beach, but I don't find that weird

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 4:21:50 PM

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I jacked off whilst on top of a ladder fixing a satellite dish to the wall for my neighbour. She came out to offer me a cup of tea and had a low cut top on which, due to the altitude of the ladder, I could see right down, she had great boobs. Suffice to say, I'm sure it was one of the quickest wanks I've ever had and I had quite a time not falling off the ladder.
Resident
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 7:22:40 PM

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In school in the instructor's office while everyone was out having lunch. >:)

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Hornyukteacher
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 12:10:17 PM

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strangest place was on a packed aeroplane. I put my jumper over my knee and began jacking off. My girlfriend at the time realised and slipped her hand under to help me out.
bidewey61
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 6:10:23 PM

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two places...one late at night at work and also in school, in the college library back room.
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Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:43:58 AM

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I'll admit to a few of the normal places - car, work, etc. If I can include "masturbated but not to climax", I'll add the pool (moving river) at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Vegas. My gf at the time was playing with me as well.
Belacopa
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:05:02 PM

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In the same room as my sisters. (They were asleep) disgusting i know but men are pigs.
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 10:29:28 AM

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In a bathroom stall at school in edit by admin for age content please read the posting guidelines th grade.
Pretzel
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 11:04:48 AM

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i'm not sure which would be considered the weirdest so you all can decide that

Colorado mountain top sitting on a cliff
car while driving
friends bedroom laying in a pile of coats during a party
while bartending at an outdoor tiki bar i had an apron on and i was pulled through my pants - that was more like just being "out there" then masturbating
in my room mates bed while she was at work - i was considerate and left no signs
in a laundry room
on the roof of a lumber store - got wood

then the next day.....j/k lol

but seriously yea all those were kinda weird places i guess?





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Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 12:05:52 PM

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My bosses office while his wife watched
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Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 12:36:38 PM

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I do it in public as much as possible but strangest place would have to be a plane.
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