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Posts: 331,984
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My bedroom is empty.. but not for long! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 574
Location: United States
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Carpe Diem....translates to: "seize the day" if memory serves.
It's not my fault she came into my bedroom to look at my cockle shell collection...and the door happened to get locked!
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,233
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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Cos he keeps helping himself to my fridge and my BEER .. like nobody steals my BEER !!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/12/2011
Posts: 594
Location: United Kingdom
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I think he's losing his memory........
He locked me in HONEST LOL
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2010
Posts: 2,326
Location: United States
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I want her to share my coffee in the AM :)
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,233
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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OMG you again !! you can bloody well stay in there so I can post under someone else !!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,984
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Because , I am evil :)
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Rank: Attention Whore
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,237
Location: United Kingdom
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Because she needs to be kept safe and secure away from temptation ... There, available, adorable, for whenever I have a need for her x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,233
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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because I am so so selfish and want you all to myself !!
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 331,984
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Because he tried to escape last time I wanted to hug him and not letting that happen again!
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 2,233
Location: Lounge usually, United Kingdom
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Because she is a naughty little girl and she needs to be taught a lesson !!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state, United States
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He's cleaning my toilet
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,984
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Caught him doing mischief, now to save the world I'll keep him in my bedroom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 6,061
Location: United Kingdom
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For acting as a seductress!
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Because he is folding my laundry and keeping my bed warm....frank stop rubbing my panties!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/30/2011
Posts: 2,374
Location: Texas but soon to be with my Gal in Oregon
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Because I want to make her cum as many times as possible without anyone else interrupting!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Because she is MINE and I am NOT sharing!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,984
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so she will share, sooner or later
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,250
Location: Madrid, Spain
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She had too much tequila at the party last night and ended up knocking over two expensive china vases
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
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I have no clue! Need to ask Crimson!
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Rank: Lurker
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He was following the cookie trail, ate all the cookies and couldn't find his way out
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 574
Location: United States
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Someone said she was really important....I thought "Dalai lama" at first...then thought that she owned a "lama"....but found out she really knew where the "Treasure" was hidden!
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Rank: Lurker
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I caught him red handed munching on my cookies and going through my underwear drawer. So now, I've locked him up in my room with my imaginary friends who love to play with sharp objects 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 6,061
Location: United Kingdom
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To show and play with her underwear.
If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,984
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because he broke the door knob :p
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,250
Location: Madrid, Spain
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She had too much tequila at the reggae party I hosted last night. She barked at the ants letting out much acid chowder and stunk like a skunk. Locked her in while I crashed on the couch.
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Rank: Lurker
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He is staying locked up until he admits baseball is better than soccer
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is preparing for a risque photoshoot
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 336
Location: toronto, Canada
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because I want to make love to her and pleasure her beyond beyond.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 331,984
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Because I will get to her later ;)
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