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Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 12:18:42 PM

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My bedroom is empty.. but not for long! Whistle
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 12:39:12 PM

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Carpe Diem....translates to: "seize the day" if memory serves.

It's not my fault she came into my bedroom to look at my cockle shell collection...and the door happened to get locked!
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:05:25 PM

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Cos he keeps helping himself to my fridge and my BEER .. like nobody steals my BEER !!
vesta
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:09:59 PM

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I think he's losing his memory........
He locked me in HONEST LOL
That1NJGuy
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:11:39 PM

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I want her to share my coffee in the AM :)
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:21:07 PM

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OMG you again !! you can bloody well stay in there so I can post under someone else !!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:24:27 PM

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Because , I am evil :)
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:27:26 PM

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Because she needs to be kept safe and secure away from temptation ...

There, available, adorable, for whenever I have a need for her x

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simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 3:57:10 PM

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because I am so so selfish and want you all to myself !!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 4:42:49 PM

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Because he tried to escape last time I wanted to hug him and not letting that happen again!
simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 12:58:26 AM

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Because she is a naughty little girl and she needs to be taught a lesson !!
mischiefmaker
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 10:11:47 AM

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He's cleaning my toilet
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 11:10:09 AM

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Caught him doing mischief, now to save the world I'll keep him in my bedroom
Frank
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 11:25:08 AM

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For acting as a seductress!

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poizenivy
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 2:09:37 PM

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Because he is folding my laundry and keeping my bed warm....frank stop rubbing my panties!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

CrimsonBlaze
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 2:13:56 PM

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Because I want to make her cum as many times as possible without anyone else interrupting!
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 2:15:12 PM

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Because she is MINE and I am NOT sharing!!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 2:24:10 PM

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so she will share, sooner or later
Guille
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 2:40:21 PM

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She had too much tequila at the party last night and ended up knocking over two expensive china vases
spearone
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 3:02:46 PM

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I have no clue! Need to ask Crimson!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 3:47:28 PM

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He was following the cookie trail, ate all the cookies and couldn't find his way out
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 4:34:52 PM

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Someone said she was really important....I thought "Dalai lama" at first...then thought that she owned a "lama"....but found out she really knew where the "Treasure" was hidden!
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 4:37:15 PM

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I caught him red handed munching on my cookies and going through my underwear drawer. So now, I've locked him up in my room with my imaginary friends who love to play with sharp objects evil4
Frank
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 4:40:35 PM

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To show and play with her underwear.

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Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 7:20:07 PM

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because he broke the door knob :p
Guille
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 7:41:48 PM

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She had too much tequila at the reggae party I hosted last night.  She barked at the ants letting out much acid chowder and stunk like a skunk.  Locked her in while I crashed on the couch.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 8:14:05 PM

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He is staying locked up until he admits baseball is better than soccer evil4
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 8:42:30 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Is preparing for a risque photoshoot

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

savmica
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 8:47:33 PM

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because I want to make love to her and pleasure her beyond beyond.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 8:53:21 PM

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Because I will get to her later ;)
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