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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:55:30 PM

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he's looking for some new clothes, the last "pet" he inspected ripped them off him
DCUK
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:59:22 PM

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She hadn't found the secret trap door out yet
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 2:05:07 PM

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Have no idea Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 6:15:59 PM

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Refusing to leave my room until she finds the answers to all her questions
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 7:56:03 PM

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we have not been able to chat lately.... we need to catch up!

DLizze
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 8:28:22 PM

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She's searching for her purloined pink panties.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:30:02 PM

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so we can play a duet (I was a woodwind major lol)
ImYourHuckleberry
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:31:57 PM

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So she can play my woodwind....
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:34:17 PM

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so I can flip him off the couch
ImYourHuckleberry
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 10:42:39 PM

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So I can be flipped by her...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 12:04:04 AM

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So I can blow his woodwind instrument
llghant
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 1:14:11 AM

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You know I've been meaning to fix that door for a while now.....

Straight Honesty
SittingBallerina
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 2:41:13 AM

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Angie57 wrote:
Have no idea Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't worry, Ang. Just bake some cookies and all will be well. :)

I've no idea. I shall unlock the door and shove him back into his car.
MissDaisy1
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 9:03:01 PM

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To debate the topic: which is better, skiing or snowboarding?
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 9:10:29 PM

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Well, she told me it was an accident. Problem is, the key went down the air vent, so...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 1:23:53 AM

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I had my back to the door and he put this girlie voice on and I thought it was pixie no wait daisy ok one of them
jennybbaduk
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:44:31 AM

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would you believe we were discussing the relative merits of Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn, and the handcuffs just happened to slip onto her wrists?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:49:20 AM

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She said something about discussing Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn
hotgirluk26
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:14:16 AM

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because she is so sexy I do not want disturbing until I have completely finished having my fun with her.
hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:21:42 AM

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Because she lured me in with the way she was lifting her skirt. I'd be stupid not to follow.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:14:26 PM

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so I could tie him with his own strings
HiddenTalent
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:22:25 PM

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she told me she left her plectrum in there and now refuses to leave
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:28:32 PM

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locked himself in there thinking it was Angies
EDWolfe
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:39:13 PM

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Well, we all drew lots. The two shortest together, the next two shortest together... Our straws matched, so...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:40:32 PM

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well I thought it was him but really pleased its you
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:41:40 PM

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EDWolfe wrote:
Well, we all drew lots. The two shortest together, the next two shortest together... Our straws matched, so...


must have been a long straw... i never get the short straw lol
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:43:04 PM

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I'm looking at the length of his straw
bill11
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 4:20:08 PM

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Fascinate by the simple things, but she knows what she wants
SeaSiren
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 4:33:45 PM

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Cause he threw me over board
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:17:44 AM

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she looked like she needed a toothbrush using her finger and all so I lent her mine
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