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Number 3 1. I have only one testicle 2. I never went to College 3. I learned to write porn by enjoying cybersex 4. I love reading Shakespeare
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
. Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything... For a price! Kelly's PassionLushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
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Actually, #3 is true on my list.
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darcyj82 wrote:Actually, #3 is true on my list. I guess I lose. I'm sure they are very sexy
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
. Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything... For a price! Kelly's PassionLushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
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Haha! How can they be sexy if I don't have any?
And I'm saying you have both testicles.
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darcyj82 wrote:Haha! How can they be sexy if I don't have any?
And I'm saying you have both testicles. I seemed to have reversed the meaning along the line. Pardonne moi No, I'm afraid not. Testicular cancer took my left.
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
. Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything... For a price! Kelly's PassionLushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
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I'm sorry about your loss. Je vous demande pardon trop.
Then I'm guessing you went to college.
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darcyj82 wrote:I'm sorry about your loss. Je vous demande pardon trop.
Then I'm guessing you went to college. No, in truth I have not. I had also not engaged in cybersex before writing several stories. Even now that is a rare treat, reserved only for those with whom I feel intimate.
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
. Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything... For a price! Kelly's PassionLushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
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Well hell. This turned out harder than it looked, didn't it? 
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I found this thread to be quite amusing and felt obligated to participate. I could easily list 104 choices with my much life experiences. Here are 3 of my best plus one lie. 1) I have met a woman from Lush who is now living with with hubby and me and share our bed. 2) On my only trip to the US I was about to visit the World Trade Tower building. I was only minutes away from entering when the tragic event happened before my eyes. 3) On holidaying to Queenstown in New Zealand, I bungy (bungee) jumped at Skipper's Canyon even though I am afraid of heights. (See picture of the jump site below) 4) On my first date at the army barracks where I worked, a drunk private threw up all over me while trying to fuck me in the back seat of his car. 
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I say the lie is either #1 or #4 since you showed a pic of the second #3 and I dont think you would lie about the first #3 . Ill go #4
Ill post these again since no one answered the first time
1- I have used my hand on someone under a blanket on a plane
2- I can speak 3 langauges fluently
3- I have been to well over 100 rock concerts
4- I once gave a BJ in a glass elevator in Las Vegas
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1 i am a crossdresser 2 love old mucle cars 3 love wearing mens clothes 4 love 80s metal
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tristalynn2000 wrote:1 i am a crossdresser 2 love old mucle cars 3 love wearing mens clothes 4 love 80s metal Ummmm... 3 is the lie? Nikki703 wrote:I say the lie is either #1 or #4 since you showed a pic of the second #3 and I dont think you would lie about the first #3 . Ill go #4
Ill post these again since no one answered the first time
1- I have used my hand on someone under a blanket on a plane
2- I can speak 3 langauges fluently
3- I have been to well over 100 rock concerts
4- I once gave a BJ in a glass elevator in Las Vegas You're not old enough to have been to even 100 rock concerts, let alone well over. Liar! 01) I've never been in love 02) I've never been heart broken 03) I've never had an STD 04) I once encouraged my fiancee to fuck my best man 4 months before the wedding, as I wanted to break off the engagement. They both helped me out. It was a win/win for everyone!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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1) I once sang and played guitar in front of a crowd of 10,000+ people.
2) I've never had a MFF three-way.
3) I shook Stevie Ray Vaughan's hand less than a week before he died.
4) I haven't dated a girl within 13 years of my age since I was 32 (my first divorce).
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hmm I'd say #2 GulfCoaster.
1. I once has a 3 way with twin sisters
2. I have been caught by the police recieving road head
3. A girl once threw up while trying to deep throat me. (turn off btw)
4. I met Bruce Willis in an amusement park
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Gala75 wrote:1. I enjoy watching men masturbate
2.I'm really a man
3.I love masturbating
4. I'm very very shy That's easy, Hank!!!
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WellMadeMale wrote:
You're not old enough to have been to even 100 rock concerts, let alone well over. Liar!
01) I've never been in love
02) I've never been heart broken
03) I've never had an STD
04) I once encouraged my fiancee to fuck my best man 4 months before the wedding, as I wanted to break off the engagement. They both helped me out. It was a win/win for everyone!
#1 I hope you've been in love before
1) I was a cheerleader in high school
2) My favorite color is pink
3) I nearly got caught having sex at the top of a slide in a park
4) I'd rather eat healthy snacks than junk food
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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Rob32af wrote:hmm I'd say #2 GulfCoaster.
1. I once has a 3 way with twin sisters
2. I have been caught by the police recieving road head
3. A girl once threw up while trying to deep throat me. (turn off btw)
4. I met Bruce Willis in an amusement park I didn't choose a good enough lie, you nailed it. I assumed a couple of the truths would be assumed to be lies. Just out a sense of jealousy, I hope your lie is #1. It is the Holy Grail of adult male fantasies and one I've dreamed of for ages. If I'm wrong, you da man!
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Java wrote:
#1 I hope you've been in love before
1) I was a cheerleader in high school
2) My favorite color is pink
3) I nearly got caught having sex at the top of a slide in a park
4) I'd rather eat healthy snacks than junk food
I'm guessing #3 1. I'm the youngest of 7 2. I was a virgin till 19 3. I have 3 kids 4. I have a passport
Bunker Love My Dream my latest stopry
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Noraj69 wrote:
I'm guessing #3
1. I'm the youngest of 7
2. I was a virgin till 19
3. I have 3 kids
4. I have a passport
Im going to say 4? 1. I hate the color pink 2. Have had 7 sexual partners 3. Love pumpkin flavored anything 4. I love Spice Girls
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TreeSuh wrote:
Im going to say 4?
1. I hate the color pink
2. Have had 7 sexual partners
3. Love pumpkin flavored anything
4. I love Spice Girls
hmmmm I am hoping it's 4 1. I am in academia 2. I have a jack Russel 3. I can play guitar and piano 4. I have 5 watches
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Maxxximum wrote:My guesses for this page (and please let me know if I'm right or wrong, because some of these things are just awesome ^^):
Lovly_Me702: 3- I hate cats
laugh_out_loud: 3. I have a fish.
Nikki703: 2. I have lived in 6 states
AngelHeart01: 4. I've been asked to perform live with Missy Higgins.
jacobport: 1-I was drafted by Cinncinati Reds baseball team
Dancewithme: 3. I love good vegetarian food preparations
kyliekained: 2 I am a professional D.J
motorcyclepilot: 3. I have nine children.
Pinkluva: 1) I am ambidextrous.
LivFreOrDie: 3 I live with my dad
musicluver: 2 I hate spiders
And something from me:
1. Have never bungee jumped.
2. Fluent in 3 languages, slowly learning a fourth.
3. When in primary school I tried to seduce my music teacher.
4. Enjoy anal play (giving & receiving).
You are wrong on mine. :) I would have to say number 3.
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Now that must be awesome! Hm, then probably #4? Nope, number three is true 
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Gala75 wrote:1. I enjoy watching men masturbate
2.I'm really a man
3.I love masturbating
4. I'm very very shy You are not shy!
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PrimalMind wrote:
1. I am in academia
2. I have a jack Russel
3. I can play guitar and piano
4. I have 5 watches
Primal...I say no. 3. Here are mine: 1. I aspired to be a professional bass fisher n attend the bassmasters 2. I've been paid a lot of money for my undies 3. I seduced my neighbor who's older and the ROTC teacher at the local school. 4. I'm having a custom AR15 built for me.
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This is difficult, as i dont know anything about you, mmm.....
For some reason, im actually leaning towards #2 Leena....but i've a feeling i'm wrong?
OK....
1. I had a threesome with two Swedish girls in a hostel at Bondi Beach.
2. I once got so drunk, i fell down the stairs and fractured my Collarbone in two places.
3. I have never been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection.
4. I have never had a serious relationship.
Mmm lets see how this goes : )
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Archadia wrote:This is difficult, as i dont know anything about you, mmm.....
For some reason, im actually leaning towards #2 Leena....but i've a feeling i'm wrong?
OK....
1. I had a threesome with two Swedish girls in a hostel at Bondi Beach.
2. I once got so drunk, i fell down the stairs and fractured my Collarbone in two places.
3. I have never been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection.
4. I have never had a serious relationship.
Mmm lets see how this goes : ) Nope...I have actually sold them for a lota money. lol. Guess again. I say yours is...#4 is the lie.
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Leena00 wrote:
Primal...I say no. 3.
Here are mine:
1. I aspired to be a professional bass fisher n attend the bassmasters
2. I've been paid a lot of money for my undies
3. I seduced my neighbor who's older and the ROTC teacher at the local school.
4. I'm having a custom AR15 built for me.
number 4
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1. fave colour is green
2. red wine is my fave tipple
3. sucessful in business
4. I have a twin sister
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Leena00 wrote:
Nope...I have actually sold them for a lota money. lol. Guess again.
I say yours is...#4 is the lie.
Omg ive just realised.....oh this is embarressing.....ive written 4 truths......wtf am i doing..... No.4 was suppost to be false one yes, but ive worded it totally wrong. I think #FacePalm is necessary here. Even though ive had a semi-serious relationship, it was one that i didnt want to be in, and she took it way more seriously that I did, which is why i got out, but to save face, i'll just say no.4 is the lie, some may say it sort of is, but i dont count it as one. I think i'd better try again. 1. Ive never been fired from a job. 2. I used to be a Ballet dancer. 3. I spent $600 on a Prostitute. 4. I met Prince Edward. Ok got it right this time. Try again : ) chgolf im gonna say number 2 is the lie.
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Unlucky mate! good try tho
I would say yours is number 3
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