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Nope No.1 was the lie. with you no.2 is the lie 1. I got invited for the premiere of In Bed with Madonna on the film festival in Cannes 2. I once shared the bed with a Danish guy and an Australian guy 3. I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue 4. I can't stand the smell of Sambuca
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I'll say #3..
1 - When I was younger at one point I gambled for a living.
2 - I drove a flatbed truck when I was 12.
3 - I've broken up 3 no-hit games in fast pitch softball tournaments.
4 - I can spit a watermelon seed 37 feet.
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Warlock wrote:I'll say #3..
1 - When I was younger at one point I gambled for a living.
2 - I drove a flatbed truck when I was 12.
3 - I've broken up 3 no-hit games in fast pitch softball tournaments.
4 - I can spit a watermelon seed 37 feet. I say #1. A lot of kids learn to drive really young, if you get a hit in the first inning then technically you broke up a no hitter, and the last one is so dumb it must be true. My last one #3 was the lie but I did come in 2nd, LOL 1- I dropped out of HS and ran off to Calif. 2- I was once seduced by a woman I baby sat for 3- I once got hit by a car as I crossed the street 4- I am allergic to Penicillin and several other antibiotics
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lol.. no actually #4 is a lie.. and all of my hits were in my last at bats.. hahahaha
I would bet that #3 might not be true for you..
1 - I am the oldest of eight kids
2 - I broke my collar bone on my 12th birthday
3 - I can undo a bra in one move with two fingers
4 - I used to surf
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[quote=TreeSuh]
Im going to say 4?
You were spot on. I do not have a passport.
1. I have a tattoo.
2. My dog and 2 cats own me.
3. I work nights.
4. I like chocolate.
Almost forgot to answer the person above me. I'm going to say # 4
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principessa wrote:
Sorry, Keoloke, you are no Watson. The lie was Norway.
You blonde cheater. well it was stupid of me... Norway cannot have Principesse. Yup, it was Mr. Holmes on the phone. He told me about Norway, and.. I do not have a job. Sigh! ============================================================= My 3 truths 1) I have visited 7 countries .... (seven ???) 2) I have never been drunk .... (what?) 3) I’m a lousy cook .... (Hello, do you deliver?) 4) I like organic gardening .... (aah what?) ================================================================= Above me Noraj69 1. I have a tattoo. 2. My dog and 2 cats own me. 3. I work nights. 4. I like chocolate. == LIE=== hum choc n dogs not good together.
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — RembrandtThere is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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1. I have never left the United States
2. I have two tattoos
3. I don't remember ever being a child
4. I love oranges, but hate orange juice
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1. I have never broken a bone. 2. I'm a virgin. 3. I've never been drunk. 4. I drive a Camaro.
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Belthazor wrote:1. I have never broken a bone.
2. I'm a virgin.
3. I've never been drunk.
4. I drive a Camaro. hmm... number 1 is the lie? 1. I don't have my drivers license 2. I used to be a rower 3. I am allergic to nail polish 4. I am allergic to peaches
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Lol sorry bud. The lie was number 2. Never been caught getting road head :P. I guess the twins is a story for another time.
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Saga wrote:
hmm... number 1 is the lie?
1. I don't have my drivers license
2. I used to be a rower
3. I am allergic to nail polish
4. I am allergic to peaches
I say # 4 is the lie. 1. I have eaten escargo. 2. I have eaten yak. 3. I have eaten quahog sushi. 4. I have eaten Weightwatcher's lasagna Florentine.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
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kyliekained wrote:#1
1 I have had sex with 5 guys
2 I am a professional D.J
3 I once drove Prince Charles
4 My 1st ever motor bike was a 750 Norton # 1 is correct! I had a chance to buy one but my dad stopped me.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
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Buahahahahah now look at that, some people here think this is self promotion page, LOL!! too funny! Dancewithme wrote:
I say # 4 is the lie.
1. I have eaten escargo.
2. I have eaten yak.
3. I have eaten quahog sushi.
4. I have eaten Weightwatcher's lasagna Florentine.
I would go with no.1? 3 truths and 1 lie: 1.I am great baker but lousy cook. 2.I don't have sex toy (vibrator or dildo ;)) 3.I have eaten pig brain. 4.I conciser myself vanilla type.
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sorry guess again T101
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Man, I am getting so confused by people who either quote someone several places above them and ignore the last posters questions, or respond to whoever posted under their last post, and/ or do not leave a new list. So , going to She's post. I will say that #1 is the lie. on my last post, #2 was the lie. I have never been to Nevada, but have been to Utah and Idaho. (and yes Nikki, technically I have been to Australia, as i had a layover there on my way to and from New Zealand)
My new list
1. I have never broken a bone
2. I have had 9 surgeries in my life
3. One of my kidneys is much smaller than normal
4. I have way too much stuff
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
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 Hmmmm... 1. I am a paranormal investigator. 2. I live in a haunted house. 3. I have met Hayley Williams in real life. 4. I have six siblings.
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# 3 (Who's Hayley Williams?)
1 I own three copies of the Kama Sutra
2 Until I was 7 I couldn't speak English
3 I once saved my brother from drowning
4 I hate cats
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Number 4
1. I have been on Television
2. I have a tattoo
3. I have two brothers
4. I am allergic to cats
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Woody Allen
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Plushbunny wrote:Number 4
1. I have been on Television
2. I have a tattoo
3. I have two brothers
4. I am allergic to cats I say the lie is #1 On my last one the lie was #1. I finished HS but did run off to Calif. For a year+ after I did. 1- I hate Chocolate Ice Cream 2- I have been working on an erotic story for over a year (and it still sucks) 3- I was once on the Jerry Springer Show 4- I have never had a car accident
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I'm going to say #3 is false.. you seem to be more of a "Real Housewives of Beaver Hollow" type...
1 - I've pulled bodies from the Florida swamps
2 - I drive a Corvette convertible
3 - I had a tryout with the St. Louis Cardinals as a teenager
4 - I have a tattoo of Bigfoot on my leg
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I say #4 is the lie. 1. I have average sized boobs. 2. I love wearing my hair straight. 3. I love dresses. 4. Bras annoy me.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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TraceyAmes wrote:I found this thread to be quite amusing and felt obligated to participate. I could easily list 104 choices with my much life experiences. Here are 3 of my best plus one lie. 1) I have met a woman from Lush who is now living with with hubby and me and share our bed. 2) On my only trip to the US I was about to visit the World Trade Tower building. I was only minutes away from entering when the tragic event happened before my eyes. 3) On holidaying to Queenstown in New Zealand, I bungy (bungee) jumped at Skipper's Canyon even though I am afraid of heights. (See picture of the jump site below) 4) On my first date at the army barracks where I worked, a drunk private threw up all over me while trying to fuck me in the back seat of his car. 
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:I say #4 is the lie.
1. I have average sized boobs.
2. I love wearing my hair straight.
3. I love dresses.
4. Bras annoy me. I say #1 is the lie On my last one the lie was #4. i have had a car accident. And I was on the Jerry Springer show but not as a guest, I asked a question from the audience!! 1- I have a Candle Wax fetish 2- I once worked as a Dog Groomer 3- Me and 3 of my friends once ran naked through the halls of our highschool 4- I have been to 41 of the 50 states
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I say #4 is the lie. 1. I have never gotten a speeding ticket. 2. I've been on television more than once. 3. I once flashed a girl in the middle of class during high school. 4. I had sex in the hot tub in the courtyard of a Holiday Inn.
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[quote=slipperywhenwet2012]I say #4 is the lie. /quote] lol.. actually #2 is false.. I'm old.. I drive a BMW... 
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T101 wrote:
1. I am butt fugly
2. My face break cameras
3. I cum at least 5 times per day
4. I am tired
Welp, seeing as no one has been able to guess my lie correctly, I will tell ya. It is #4. I am very rarely tired. Yes I'm not a handsome man, yes I have broken cameras with my face, literally. Someone tries to take a pic of me and the camera fails, every time. This is why there are no pix of me in existence. And yes, I wank at least 5x a day and some times more, just depends on how horny I am on that day!!!
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lafayettemister > I would say #1 is false.. you live in Alabama.. unless you drive a tractor everyone gets a ticket..
1 - I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes per day
2 - I have gone on ghost hunts
3 - I keep the ashes from all of my past pets on my dresser
4 - I have been in every state except North & South Dakota
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T101 you snuck in while I was typing.. but I would have gone with #4.. how could you be tired after only 5 times?
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I think No 3 Now for mine 1) I have a Pink car 2) I met Lenny Kravitz oooooooooooo 3) I can do the splits 4) I had sex on a carpark stairwell
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