Ladies what do you do when you there wound up like a spring horny as hell a needing nothing more than a good old fashioned fuck, but your other half is dead to the world asleep:
a)masturbate somewhere else
b)masturbate next to him and hope he wakes up hearing you
c)slap the rude bastard and say "take that cock out"
d)knock on the door of your really hot neighbour/fuck buddy in your birthday suit
e)nothing
or something else
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
you should have done a "poll"!
pretty new to this forum malarky so no idea how to lol. not long had my forum cherry picked
Well first I try and wake him by rubbing his cock, if he's not having any of it then i'll go to the bathroom and take matters into my own hands
It depends on my mood...
I will sometimes masturbate and wake him as I toss and moan then he's gets hard and takes care of me.
Sometimes I will just reach over and start stroking him and make him hard and wake him up.
Other times, I'll go down on him and start sucking him off and make him hard.
The best is when I am so horney and ready to fuck, I just toss the covers and straddle over him and rock and grind on his cock, (we sleep naked), and get him HARD, then just slip him in me and go for it!
Kisses!
Steph
I'll just get him hard and go at it.
D. none of the above! I would wake him up to a bj then fuck him silly!!
if he wont wake up when im rubbing his cock normly take a toy into the bathroom or spare room
I would wake him up by giving him a BJ
Ok honestly , yep it's early morning and I've woken before him , phone cokes out Internet at my finger tips , lush stories chosen . And a few stories later maybe a private chat and I'm fingering my little button . Why waste that lovely feeling because he can't wake up
Post script
I'm here in secret , but I sure have fun
I was on holiday a few years ago with my future wife; we'd been out walking in the morning, had lunch and went back to the apartment.
I was tired so went for a nap. When I woke up she said she was feeling horny whilst I was asleep, so she masturbated with a banana from the fruit bowl, on the settee in the lounge. To this day, I'm not sure if I was more excited at the thought of her using a banana or disappointed that she hadn't climbed in bed with me and ravished me.
Such is life.
If my fella was sleeping and I was horny..........? Depending on how horny I felt, I would please my self. But in doing so, I would have him in mind and in my thoughts. I'd be hoping he would wake (but just watch) or even hear me as I am pleasuring my self.
He minds not, that I play if I feel the desire to. Whether he is asleep or not, and If I do, I tell him as he likes me to.
In the end, whether he watches or hears or both,or is asleep and I tell him in the morning, when he wakes.
It ALWAYS, ends up making us both Horny!!!!!
I just climb on top and eventually, he'll wake up !!!
Melissa xx
I suck on his cock until its hard and then jump on!!!
Hmmmm....Ok, Ive been bad. Hubby is a dead sleeper...nothing wakes him up...not even BJs though he gets hard...so, I know its bad of me...but , Ive taken a drive....
To be honest I'd just grab his cock and he'd be up and ready
i would probably start to play with myself...if all that movement didn't wake him up, I'd definitely be so fired up that I'd have to give him a bj to wake him up...
finger tips down his spine
a whispered 'I want you' in his ear
this is normally all it takes
Funny how most women seem to be the one to wake him up. I wonder if they'd accept the same behaviour from their man.
I'd nussle up close and fall asleep. Soon enough he'll wake up and I'll probably have had a wet dream and am ready to mount him.
a cuddle n kiss, a sweet caress - should be all it takes for some action - am happy for the situation to be reversed!
Get his cock nice and hard with my mouth then straddle him and hold on for dear life
