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marcosurbina
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 10:11:06 AM

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keoloke
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 11:49:36 AM

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Hey, whatever works to spice up things!

Congrats

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Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
marcosurbina
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 8:44:33 AM

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Thank you. No need to create glory holes here. This one hole will do.Fugly Fugly
adele
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 11:02:23 PM

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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
marcosurbina
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 10:02:25 AM

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Man out on the town goes to a dance sees a nice babe and says "Man would I like to get in those pants"

Women says "No thanks I have one asshole in there all ready"



marcosurbina
Posted: Thursday, August 23, 2012 10:04:36 AM

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Man, I wouldn't like to be in your shoes!
adele
Posted: Wednesday, September 05, 2012 2:03:02 PM

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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 11:19:52 AM

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marcosurbina
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 11:29:32 AM

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What the fuck is Spider Man doing? He's found a new job, perhaps.
Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 1:13:54 PM

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marcosurbina
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 10:05:43 AM

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Spider-Man's most renowned rogues.

Villain First appearance:

Alistair Smythe was destined to finish what his father Spencer Smythe began as well as avenging his father's death who he blames on Spider-Man and J. Jonah Jameson.

He created new Spider-Slayers, and became one himself dubbing himself now as "the Spider-Slayer". He is also responsible for directly killing Marla Jameson, the wife of J. Jonah Jameson. Well, he's the one shaking hands with Spiderman here through the glory hole.
marcosurbina
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 11:48:59 AM

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When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.


Like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.

DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA


A sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
marcosurbina
Posted: Friday, November 02, 2012 10:15:12 AM

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Diosa Canales Looking for a Glory Hole.
marcosurbina
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 9:33:37 AM

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CREATE YOUR WON SPEEDOMETER.

Rotation
The key to a stationary bike's ability to measure your speed comes from the basic physics of rotation. When a wheel spins, the material at any point on that wheel moves a fixed distance for every rotation. An object on the edge of the wheel will move a distance exactly equal to the diameter of the wheel. This distance remains constant no matter how fast the wheel is spinning.



marcosurbina
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 9:35:51 AM

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Finally, you may notice how a wire goes from the machine to any part of her body, probably measuring body temperature.
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