Here's one of my humorous poems:
I’ll kiss you with my juicy lips
Devour you with my smacker
I’ll lick you downwards to your hips
If you’ll only pull my cracker
I’ll place my hands upon your buns
Caress your silky skin
I’ll tickle and squeeze your bag of plums
And stroke your giggling pin
I’ll fondle your flesh with my silky fingers
Explore your velvet chasm
I’ll slap your buttocks with my sexy swingers
And give you a frenzied spasm
I'm not certain what the idea of this thread is meant to be but your poem gave me a chuckle, so I'll try to return it
I want to be fair
And you deserve an expanation;
You called my friend a lesbian bitch
Which had a bad connotation.
I want to be kind
I am not a hateful person;
So I packed your bag and suggest you leave
Or your countenance will surely worsen.
I want to be helpful
And since you must now start your journey;
One chore you need not worry about
I already called the attorney.
I want to be truthful
and have no misunderstanding;
I do not care where you eat or sleep
Or on whose couch you soon will be landing.
WHAT? You say I will want you back before long
I am a cunt with a constant itch.
Yes dear, you're right, but you must have forgot
My friend, the lesbian bitch.
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Haha it made me chuckle as well and inspired me to write one,
I'm not sure on how I do with humor poems.
Your voice is coarse
I've heard nothing worse
My ears scream if they could
Even stuff themselves with wood
Why are you still talking
The pigeons soon to be flocking
Yes, a wild animal call
That's what it sounds like most of all
My eyes can't bare the sight
Their lids close with fright
My hands shelter my ears
You're a demon cast from my fears
The sound is fading away
Such a wonderful day
I can't believe,
My eyes better not deceive
There is pure silence now
Remind me to thank that running cow
OK, I'll give it a shot as well
The time is right
It's almost night
You've begged for a week
Just take a peek
I finally said yes
Ok I guess
What harm could there be
With a little look-see?
But where will we go
For this little show
To your room you say
We'll just sneak away
So up the stairs one by one
No one sees that we've gone
You say take a glance
Then pull down your pants
Imagine my shock
At the size of your cock
It's really big you said
And my face turned so red
What you think is big
To me is a twig!
