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Guille
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 10:50:02 AM

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LatinSugar
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:35:40 AM

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Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight


Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:08:48 PM

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LatinSugar wrote:


Now that's a banana on which I could go down. Actually I'll go down on any banana lol
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:42:39 PM

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jollylolly
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 3:16:57 PM

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The ice cream truck is outside because it's 82° here! Happy December, y'all!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 01, 2012 9:49:51 PM

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I can't do a blessed thing with my hair. Wanted to curl it, out of curiosity. Result: you're better off not knowing. It'd scare ya. I'll just stick to washing and brushing, that's all the styling I need, or can do. I just wonder what I'd look like with curls.
jollylolly
Posted: Sunday, December 02, 2012 10:13:34 AM

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i really wish i knew the story behind this pic!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 02, 2012 1:34:01 PM

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jollylolly wrote:

i really wish i knew the story behind this pic!


Damn, looks like you've discovered my true form! I may have to silence you somehow...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 02, 2012 1:55:00 PM

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jollylolly
Posted: Sunday, December 02, 2012 3:11:38 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


Damn, looks like you've discovered my true form! I may have to silence you somehow...

oh you would've gotten away with your clever disguise if it weren't for my meddling!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:47:51 PM

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jollylolly wrote:

oh you would've gotten away with your clever disguise if it weren't for my meddling!


I'll just use a different disguise. Or I'll seduce you into hush-hush, whatever works best.
Guille
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 4:32:30 PM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 7:08:57 PM

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Nothing better than sitting in bed, swaddled in covers, browsing Lush and drinking cheap brandy to escape the biting cold air. Wait, add some chatter to that and you've got a really good combo, apart from the biting cold, that's no good, but the good chatter might warm things up a bit.
jollylolly
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 8:38:56 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


I'll just use a different disguise. Or I'll seduce you into hush-hush, whatever works best.


just do both Andrewcat
Americanheart
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 8:49:33 PM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 05, 2012 2:48:05 AM

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jollylolly wrote:


just do both Andrewcat


Aye-aye cap'n!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 05, 2012 8:15:11 PM

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A thought occurred to me: if you're having sex with someone with multiple personality disorder and they changed into another of their personae in the middle of sex, would that mean you're having group sex?
HiddenTalent
Posted: Friday, December 07, 2012 4:48:47 PM

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Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 07, 2012 4:50:28 PM

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Guille
Posted: Friday, December 07, 2012 11:41:35 PM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:17:04 AM

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# 10, 11, 13 and 19 are my particular favorites!! Lfunny



hiddentalent01 wrote:
Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more




Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 08, 2012 12:40:35 PM

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Trinket wrote:


# 10, 11, 13 and 19 are my particular favorites!! Lfunny


So, are you a regular nut gobbler?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 08, 2012 4:31:40 PM

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LatinSugar
Posted: Saturday, December 08, 2012 4:35:24 PM

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Quite enticing...angel7

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 08, 2012 5:42:20 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 6:53:15 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, December 10, 2012 8:10:22 PM

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Anyone got any brains? I'm fixing for a snack.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 2012 1:15:37 PM

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I'm almost done my submission for the 2012 Phenomenon contest. . .it's basically writing itself. thumbright
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 9:04:13 AM

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Doltish Dave dashed to Do Darling Dora. Or something alliterative.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 16, 2012 7:21:13 PM

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Right, this is my last forum post before I deactivate. Goodbye for now. Like the terminator, I'll be back.
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