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The Better Pecker Checker

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Guys, the ladies weren't real happy with the chart they used, so here's a way to lay it out for them. Go to this site Identify Your Penis Type and whip out the details for when you're fully erect.

Assuming I don't shave it, mine is A4B2C1D3E4F3G1H4I4J5. If they want any more detail than that, they can buy me dinner first.
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lmao now this..is priceless!!!!
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Ewwww...did you see that one with the pubes going half way up the shaft? Guys! Come on...use a freaking razor!
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Quote by MarlaDawn47
Ewwww...did you see that one with the pubes going half way up the shaft? Guys! Come on...use a freaking razor!


Some women have this thing for keeping things all natural, but I'm sure they would sometimes make an exception.

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That is just NASTY!
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that is seriously the only cock i would not want to play with..when i stroke i dont want rug burn!!!
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Quote by 1ball
Guys, the ladies weren't real happy with the chart they used, so here's a way to lay it out for them. Go to this site Identify Your Penis Type and whip out the details for when you're fully erect.

Assuming I don't shave it, mine is A4B2C1D3E4F3G1H4I4J5. If they want any more detail than that, they can buy me dinner first.


Can I call bullshit on I?
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I've never analysed my penis this much before.

A1 B1 C1 D2 E1 F3 G6 H3 I2 J4
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Can I call bullshit on I?


Maybe. I'll have to check that. Let's see. Pi X Diameter X .9 (it's not perfectly circular) measured near the base where it's widest (hey that part gets in too!) = okay well it's a solid I3, but when I add Viagra ;)
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Quote by 1ball


Maybe. I'll have to check that. Let's see. Pi X Diameter X .9 (it's not perfectly circular) measured near the base where it's widest (hey that part gets in too!) = okay well it's a solid I3, but when I add Viagra ;)


A helluva lot of viagra...... You sure you've not been taking to many?
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