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Dani
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 9:53:34 PM

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Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

adele
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2012 10:24:37 PM

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OMG!! That's too funny!

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Americanheart
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 8:51:35 PM

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funny

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 8:55:22 PM

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*giggle fit* penis nose *choking on giggles*
harv65
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 10:55:04 PM

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thats funny I like it
Frank
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:05:51 AM

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atishoo! puke

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Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:27:10 AM

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What did I just read..........................................?

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Mazza
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 7:38:17 AM

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My god... *laughing*
Iain69
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:45:54 PM

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Is that going to be the next big sexual perversion? Bored of Vaginal, Oral and Anal? Now it's time for Nasal!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 11:48:10 PM

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Reminded me of this old joke:

A lady goes to the doctor.

"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"

"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"

"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"

"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"

"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"

1 week later she comes back

"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!
nvsb
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:25:42 AM

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MORPHUS99 wrote:
Reminded me of this old joke:

A lady goes to the doctor.

"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"

"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"

"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"

"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"

"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"

1 week later she comes back

"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!


laughing6
elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:49:05 AM

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I guess that explains the head ache you usually have when having a cold. Also all those havint STD's that definetely didn't cheat on their partner and got it from a toilet seat. The new thing will be "The two dicked ghost gave it to me while I slept!"

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
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