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MidnightStar
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Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...
Shylass
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Quote by MidnightStar
Hi Ladies.......
Whats up.??

Share your figure with us.....
Ur Boobs Size, Ass....


You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:

No.
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Guest
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My figure...

An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front.
jollylolly
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Oh sure, we ladies never tire of getting graded on our boobs & ass!
But seriously, what Shylass said.
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Quote by MidnightStar
Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...


How about sharing yours first?
Shylass
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How about sharing yours first?


I thought about saying that, but some lads don't mind sharing their Stuff, and it makes me uncomfy. So I figured if I didn't ask, it'd be ok.

I also thought about saying something about numbers and figure skating, but I don't know anything about those things either. So "No" was my smarter option (I don't like to be mean and say what my intial reaction was).
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An ironing board with two fried eggs stuck on the front.


Damn! I'm trying to lose some weight and that actually made me hungry.
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sprite
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i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i think we're having veggie tacos for dinner... sorry, what was the question?


Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?
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Uh oh... who let sprite into the grocery store? The last I heard she got banned from there... or was that only in the fresh produce section?


yeah, funny, they call it the fresh produce section at my store to. we refer to it as the sex aid section... i mean, that's where they keep the ginger! *giggles*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...


I thought it was for fondling? Wait... the ginger, I meant!
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Oh yeah! They kicked her out for molesting the ginger...


it's only molesting if it's non-consensual. the ginger loves me, it told me so. in fact, we're thinking of exchanging vows!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Hi, Ladies...
What's up?

Share your figure with us...
Your Boobs Size, Ass...


Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?
sprite
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Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?


lol - i noticed that too! must be special smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Alas, I have never measured my behind so I am unable to answer.

Which, of course, I totally would if I knew.
Shylass
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Only if you answer a question first. How do you have -1 posts?


I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though.

You'll have to ask them a different question.
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boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar
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I checked it out already (please note: not LittleBambi's behind!). The post was in a thread that was deleted. It wasn't about our figures, though.

You'll have to ask them a different question.


Thanks for clearing that up and since you did Id tell you my measurments but you could probably care less, LOL!! The OP lost his chance, HAHA!!


Wait, I still dont get it, why not zero then? This place is getting complicated, LOL!!
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boobs 2 ..ass 1...back to you...sugar


Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!
sprite
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Better than Ass 2, Boobs 1............would look pretty weird!!


actually, Ass 2, Boobs 1 describes my family *gigglefit*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I know what my figure is...go figure,,,why the female avatar....
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Quote by Shylass


You look fairly new to the forums, so I shall write this as kindly and succinctly as possible:

No.


^^This
Dani
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I figure you're an idiot. And who is this "us" you speak of?

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MidnightStar
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Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..
blazestcyr
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lmao to nikki & sprite..lol..wow beauty & a sense of humor!!! awesome comebacks lol...

ps midnight star

we are poking fun at YOU for this question...we all know what u meant
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Quote by MidnightStar
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..


Damn I've been out foxed by another trick question.

What's the soup of the day?
Shylass
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Quote by MidnightStar
Sorry Guys
U got Me Wrong

I asked about your Boobs and Ass Size...
Hope I clear my question now..


Oh, sorry to the guys? Not sorry to the gals, of whom you ask the question? Or did you mean sorry to people in general?

Is this some scientific study into the average sizes of female Lushies? Are you wanting to know what sizes to make a clothing product in? Do you get really hard when you see numbers written down with the corresponding body part next to it?

Were you hoping for sexy lasses to chat to, knowing which ones to approach by their measurements? Were you just thinking it might be an innocent conversation starter? Because there's better ways to go about doing that.

The answer (still modified so as to be as pleasant and kind as possible) is still no.

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Dani
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Wow. Now the OP has 0 posts. I guess the post he made to clarify the obvious cancelled out the negative. Yay math!

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Dirty_D
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LOL... I've thought several different answers that vary from "try the search feature" to just listen to Shylass, she's got the right answers" to "Sprite, why does this nice asian salad taste a little different." They all come down to this. read a little, post a little , then ask questions.