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OK, pretty simple game, person above you says an item and you have to come up with an alternative use for it. Example: Person 1 could say heatsink, you could say "bashing in nails, in the absence of a hammer" and then you say an item and etc etc etc. So I'll start: Towel.
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Whip someone's arse with the corner of it.
Vibrator
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beat someone senseless with it (as opposed to beating yourself into sweet oblivion) Cardboard box
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a container to keep your vibrator in.
Can opener
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a toy robot, which, funnily enough I used to use a can opener as, when I was a wee boy. Empty wine bottle
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a weapon.
electric shaver
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potato peeler a light bulb
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LMAO @ potato peeler hahaha
light bulb - moth attracter
stringless guitar
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Acoustic stringless guitar- Funky Ice Bucket Empty wine bottle
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Modern art piece, if you had enough. Colander
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Pot for an origami plant
Hair Dryer
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wall paper remover
case of empty plastic water bottles
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Ten pin bowling pins
A bra
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a bed for tiny kitties or puppies..... a bath scrubbie....
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a boutonniere
painters extension pole
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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A long pokey stick for poking people up the butt when they're naughty. Stale pizza base.
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Frisbee
a plastic bag
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Showercap
16mm spanner.
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16mm stud for a nipple piercing
Steam Iron
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A kettle - boil water for a cup of tea in it (it'd be a shitey cup but if you were desperate...) Brick
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Nail file
Ball point pen
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clown wig
vegetable oil
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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sex lube (use on veggies)
torn sheet
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Sarong.
Ear wax
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Candle making.
Dog lead (leash to our American friends)
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A bathtub for a faery
A gold wedding band
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Use it to play tiddly winks.
A lampshade
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