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GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:56:09 AM

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OK, pretty simple game, person above you says an item and you have to come up with an alternative use for it.

Example: Person 1 could say heatsink, you could say "bashing in nails, in the absence of a hammer" and then you say an item and etc etc etc.

So I'll start: Towel.

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:56:37 AM

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Whip someone's arse with the corner of it.


Vibrator
GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 8:05:15 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
beat someone senseless with it (as opposed to beating yourself into sweet oblivion)

Cardboard box

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 8:21:15 AM

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a container to keep your vibrator in.


Can opener
GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:03:57 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
a toy robot, which, funnily enough I used to use a can opener as, when I was a wee boy.

Empty wine bottle

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:21:24 AM

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a weapon.

electric shaver
GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:24:27 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
potato peeler

a light bulb

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:34:30 AM

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LMAO @ potato peeler hahaha

light bulb - moth attracter


stringless guitar
Bunny_Chow
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:24:08 AM

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Location: Around, South Africa
Acoustic stringless guitar- Funky Ice Bucket

Empty wine bottle





GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:36:58 AM

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Modern art piece, if you had enough.

Colander

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 4:54:19 PM

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Pot for an origami plant


Hair Dryer
adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 4:57:14 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
wall paper remover

case of empty plastic water bottles

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:08:56 PM

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Ten pin bowling pins


A bra
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:11:35 PM

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Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
a bed for tiny kitties or puppies.....


a bath scrubbie....

i am really excited to have three "recommended reads". the first two are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh? the most recent poem to be honored is incompletion

please read and enjoy!!!
adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:27:44 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
a boutonniere

painters extension pole

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
GingerKitty
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 7:02:55 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
A long pokey stick for poking people up the butt when they're naughty.

Stale pizza base.

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 7:15:25 AM

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Posts: 332,070
Frisbee

a plastic bag
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 7:32:38 AM

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Showercap

16mm spanner.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 7:36:36 AM

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16mm stud for a nipple piercing

Steam Iron
GingerKitty
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 8:44:47 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
A kettle - boil water for a cup of tea in it (it'd be a shitey cup but if you were desperate...)

Brick

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 8:48:46 AM

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Posts: 332,070
Nail file

Ball point pen
GingerKitty
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 11:43:02 AM

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Magic Wand

Mop head

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
adele
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:12:52 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,400
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
clown wig

vegetable oil

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
adele
Posted: Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:30:29 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
sex lube (use on veggies)

torn sheet

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 7:38:57 AM

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Sarong.


Ear wax
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 7:56:25 AM

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Candle making.

Dog lead (leash to our American friends)
GingerKitty
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 9:13:22 AM

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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
A belt

Teacup


Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 11:33:15 AM

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Posts: 332,070
A bathtub for a faery

A gold wedding band
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 11:45:58 AM

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Use it to play tiddly winks.

A lampshade
GingerKitty
Posted: Friday, September 07, 2012 11:48:47 AM

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Joined: 12/6/2009
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
A natty hat

frying pan

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Competition Entry Kimmie
Recommended Read Sixtynine
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