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Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:18:08 PM

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a doorstop for a blind person


A vacuum cleaner
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:20:08 PM

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a doorstop for a blind person


A vacuum cleaner
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 10:32:00 PM

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when I'm feeling lonely

a gooseneck lamp
LillyBella
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:57:52 AM

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wall paper because i like to read dictionaries and other reference books...lol!

busted out t.v. set (the old floor models)

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:07:35 AM

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scot_CH wrote:
when I'm feeling lonely

a gooseneck lamp


I'll bet you couldn't type that answer without laughing! LOL


a gooseneck lamp

dangle it in the water when you're fishing. the big fish will think it's an eel and come in closer to where your line is.

(that would be dangling it in the water when it is NOT plugged into electricity)
MsTara
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 2:54:12 PM

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Paper weight on top of an old computer that no longer works.

One half of a set of book ends?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:02:55 PM

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Doorstop


a fly swatter (you're not allowed to say an 'ant swatter' or 'bee swatter', it can't be an insect swatter LOL
LillyBella
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:38:39 PM

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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
pancake flipper

a bathtub

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:58:11 PM

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Ooh, I know what to do with a bathtub! You dangle it from the ceiling and when someone says or does something really stupid, you drop it on their head!

Computer keyboard
Green_Man
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 8:35:11 PM

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A mold for a fun pizza crust.

Ten year old cell-phone.

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 4:58:44 AM

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a brick.


broken tv remote control.
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:41:25 AM

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a fly swatter

an empty tin can - but only one.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:59:22 AM

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A thimble for a giant.

an old teddybear with half the stuffing missing.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:59:27 PM

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A restoration project.




17 unused toast racks.
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 4:12:27 PM

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mouse roaster for obama era

video tapes

LillyBella
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:53:06 PM

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depends on what's on the tapes...or just use to level furniture

broken mini blinds

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 9:30:35 PM

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land fill.


knickers with a hole in them lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:04:29 PM

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I could say "fuck the hole", but that's too obvious, so I'll say, instead, "wear them as a mask".

A dried up lake bed.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:11:45 PM

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pretend it's a landing spot for a UFO and charge gullible people to enter the property,.

piece of burnt toast
fsharp
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:38:57 PM

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make some burnt toast flavoured wine 3601

a broken shower head
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:45:42 PM

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door knob.

a bottle of Sharp's burnt toast flavoured wine.
Green_Man
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 12:43:59 AM

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Location: A verdant glen, United States
Fluid for an old style kerosene lamp.

A map of the USSR.

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LillyBella
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 9:21:24 AM

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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
put in picture frame and hang up on my wall

broken coffee mug

Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 11:17:44 AM

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3d Jigsaw puzzle

PC keyboard with half the keys missing
MsTara
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 12:25:22 PM

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Location: Georgia, United States
do-it-yourself jigsaw puzzle

one sock.
darcyj82
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 3:20:31 PM

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Location: Indianapolis, United States
cock warmer

push-up bra
adele
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 4:01:43 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
stuffed animal hammock

empty candy wrappers

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
fsharp
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 5:43:32 PM

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scotch-tape hundreds of them together and make a blanket

empty egg carton
LillyBella
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 7:08:51 PM

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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
start some seeds growing in them.

a broken 8 track player

Green_Man
Posted: Thursday, November 01, 2012 8:18:44 PM

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Location: A verdant glen, United States
A safe place to hide my wallet at night.

A collection of luggage keys.

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