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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a doorstop for a blind person
A vacuum cleaner
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a doorstop for a blind person
A vacuum cleaner
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 234
Location: Underground, Canada
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when I'm feeling lonely
a gooseneck lamp
Hey, I gave it a shot.
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Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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wall paper because i like to read dictionaries and other reference books...lol! busted out t.v. set (the old floor models)
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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scot_CH wrote:when I'm feeling lonely
a gooseneck lamp I'll bet you couldn't type that answer without laughing! LOL a gooseneck lamp dangle it in the water when you're fishing. the big fish will think it's an eel and come in closer to where your line is. (that would be dangling it in the water when it is NOT plugged into electricity)
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Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 714
Location: Georgia, United States
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Paper weight on top of an old computer that no longer works.
One half of a set of book ends?
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Doorstop
a fly swatter (you're not allowed to say an 'ant swatter' or 'bee swatter', it can't be an insect swatter LOL
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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Ooh, I know what to do with a bathtub! You dangle it from the ceiling and when someone says or does something really stupid, you drop it on their head! Computer keyboard
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/9/2012
Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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A mold for a fun pizza crust.
Ten year old cell-phone.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a brick.
broken tv remote control.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 714
Location: Georgia, United States
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a fly swatter
an empty tin can - but only one.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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A thimble for a giant.
an old teddybear with half the stuffing missing.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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A restoration project.
17 unused toast racks.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,866
Location: Lost, United States
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mouse roaster for obama era video tapes
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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depends on what's on the tapes...or just use to level furniture broken mini blinds
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Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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land fill.
knickers with a hole in them lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I could say "fuck the hole", but that's too obvious, so I'll say, instead, "wear them as a mask". A dried up lake bed.
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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pretend it's a landing spot for a UFO and charge gullible people to enter the property,.
piece of burnt toast
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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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make some burnt toast flavoured wine  a broken shower head
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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door knob.
a bottle of Sharp's burnt toast flavoured wine.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/9/2012
Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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Fluid for an old style kerosene lamp.
A map of the USSR.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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put in picture frame and hang up on my wall broken coffee mug
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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3d Jigsaw puzzle
PC keyboard with half the keys missing
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 714
Location: Georgia, United States
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do-it-yourself jigsaw puzzle
one sock.
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Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 279
Location: Indianapolis, United States
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cock warmer
push-up bra
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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stuffed animal hammock
empty candy wrappers
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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scotch-tape hundreds of them together and make a blanket
empty egg carton
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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start some seeds growing in them. a broken 8 track player
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/9/2012
Posts: 980
Location: Lawrence, United States
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A safe place to hide my wallet at night.
A collection of luggage keys.
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