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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 28, 2013 11:30:44 AM

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an alternative prison for dru-zod

a fillet of cod, raw
TJ50
Posted: Saturday, March 02, 2013 5:52:15 AM

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Location: South Africa
To slap stupid people with.


Receipt for payment of groceries
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 02, 2013 5:55:38 AM

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As a ninja weapon.... death by a million paper cuts!

Large trash barrel.
SittingBallerina
Posted: Saturday, March 02, 2013 10:43:26 AM

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Location: Under The Bright Lights, United States
Storage space for whatever. Me= Snowboard and gear. Others, guitar and equipment, etc.

An empty poster protection tube holder.
Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 12:00:15 AM

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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
A light saber for a 6 year old to beat his sleeping father with...

Pant hangers...

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 7:41:11 AM

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nipple clamps

A clothes dryer
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 9:30:47 AM

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Rock polisher? Noisy one though. lol

5 large nuts (the kind you put on bolts)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 4:56:09 PM

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weld them together to form a roll of nuts, take the roll and attach wires to each end and then cover it in latex, attach the electrical wires to a dynamo and then attach the nuts to a table lamp...........i have no fucking clue what to do with them, now.

five welded nuts with wires attached and covered in latex....
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 6:56:41 PM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
a MR Morphus toy for Emma...

3 sharp pencils, a rubber band and a baseball

Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 9:37:37 PM

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MORPHUS99 wrote:
weld them together to form a roll of nuts, take the roll and attach wires to each end and then cover it in latex, attach the electrical wires to a dynamo and then attach the nuts to a table lamp...........i have no fucking clue what to do with them, now.

five welded nuts with wires attached and covered in latex....



I'm glad you said that because I didn't know WTF to do with those nuts either so I left the thread!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 03, 2013 11:30:40 PM

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LYFBUZ wrote:
a MR Morphus toy for Emma...

3 sharp pencils, a rubber band and a baseball



make a tripod out of the three pencils and the bubber rand and rest the bat on the tripod. take the whole contraption down to the seaside and point the bat towards the sky. offer holiday makers a chance to view the planets during the daylight hours using a brand new telescopy technique (for a modest fee) and see how many gullible fools part with their money.

a red inflatable raft, currently in its deflated state
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 04, 2013 12:47:02 AM

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my bad, ha ha, i thought i read it as baseball bat!! never mind!!
MsTara
Posted: Monday, March 04, 2013 6:37:32 AM

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Take the red raft and lay on the sand at the beach and see who comes by to ask what's going on

an empty tea cup
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 04, 2013 10:13:20 AM

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A rather fetching hat.

Pair of rusty tweezers.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 04, 2013 10:50:00 PM

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use them as nipple clamps

a ship's anchor
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 2:51:08 AM

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A very large paperweight.

An expired photo ID drivers licence - with someone else's picture
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 4:56:36 AM

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Guitar picks or for shimming a wonky guitar neck.

A single brass screw with an 8mm thread/head
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 5:09:00 AM

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tie a gold chain around it and you have a trinket necklace.

A bar of soap
LYFBUZ
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 5:58:34 AM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
use to write messages of undying love on my windows

an empty box
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 6:00:57 AM

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to store love letters in

a roll of toilet tissue
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 8:05:17 AM

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to wrap an actor in a very poor remake of the mummy

ten grains of sand
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:28:26 AM

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a very small sand box for a VERY small cat

an Ink pen without an ink cartridge
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:31:15 AM

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a prop for "Q" in the Bond movies

a stick of dynamite
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 11:27:32 AM

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MORPHUS99 wrote:
a prop for "Q" in the Bond movies

a stick of dynamite



Pest Control bomb... kickbutt


Can of ironing spray starch


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 11:34:38 AM

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Hair spray

A mug with the handle missing
MasterJonathan
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 11:43:55 AM

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Joined: 3/6/2013
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Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
A pencil holder

a penny

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:11:09 PM

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Emergency fuse (for power.... yeah, old school LOL)

An old 9V battery.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 3:11:49 AM

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use it to power a Defibrillator being used on your enemy

a usb powered fan
MasterJonathan
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 3:54:49 AM

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Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
to keep My keyboard cool as I burn up the keys with My hyperspeed typing (yeah, right!)


a dead cell phone

Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:15:42 AM

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a pacemaker

ten snails, alive
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