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an alternative prison for dru-zod
a fillet of cod, raw
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To slap stupid people with.
Receipt for payment of groceries
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As a ninja weapon.... death by a million paper cuts!
Large trash barrel.
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Storage space for whatever. Me= Snowboard and gear. Others, guitar and equipment, etc. An empty poster protection tube holder.
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A light saber for a 6 year old to beat his sleeping father with...
Pant hangers...
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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nipple clamps
A clothes dryer
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Rock polisher? Noisy one though. lol
5 large nuts (the kind you put on bolts)
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weld them together to form a roll of nuts, take the roll and attach wires to each end and then cover it in latex, attach the electrical wires to a dynamo and then attach the nuts to a table lamp...........i have no fucking clue what to do with them, now.
five welded nuts with wires attached and covered in latex....
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a MR Morphus toy for Emma...
3 sharp pencils, a rubber band and a baseball
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MORPHUS99 wrote:weld them together to form a roll of nuts, take the roll and attach wires to each end and then cover it in latex, attach the electrical wires to a dynamo and then attach the nuts to a table lamp...........i have no fucking clue what to do with them, now.
five welded nuts with wires attached and covered in latex.... I'm glad you said that because I didn't know WTF to do with those nuts either so I left the thread!
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LYFBUZ wrote:a MR Morphus toy for Emma...
3 sharp pencils, a rubber band and a baseball
make a tripod out of the three pencils and the bubber rand and rest the bat on the tripod. take the whole contraption down to the seaside and point the bat towards the sky. offer holiday makers a chance to view the planets during the daylight hours using a brand new telescopy technique (for a modest fee) and see how many gullible fools part with their money. a red inflatable raft, currently in its deflated state
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my bad, ha ha, i thought i read it as baseball bat!! never mind!!
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Take the red raft and lay on the sand at the beach and see who comes by to ask what's going on
an empty tea cup
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A rather fetching hat. Pair of rusty tweezers.
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use them as nipple clamps
a ship's anchor
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A very large paperweight.
An expired photo ID drivers licence - with someone else's picture
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Guitar picks or for shimming a wonky guitar neck. A single brass screw with an 8mm thread/head
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tie a gold chain around it and you have a trinket necklace.
A bar of soap
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use to write messages of undying love on my windows
an empty box
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to store love letters in
a roll of toilet tissue
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to wrap an actor in a very poor remake of the mummy
ten grains of sand
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a very small sand box for a VERY small cat
an Ink pen without an ink cartridge
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a prop for "Q" in the Bond movies
a stick of dynamite
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MORPHUS99 wrote:a prop for "Q" in the Bond movies
a stick of dynamite Pest Control bomb...  Can of ironing spray starch
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Hair spray A mug with the handle missing
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A pencil holder a penny
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Emergency fuse (for power.... yeah, old school LOL)
An old 9V battery.
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use it to power a Defibrillator being used on your enemy
a usb powered fan
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to keep My keyboard cool as I burn up the keys with My hyperspeed typing (yeah, right!) a dead cell phone
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a pacemaker
ten snails, alive
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