|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
fsharp wrote:cheese grater = back scratcher politicians (surely they're good for something  ) hold them upside down by their feet and use their hair as a toilet bowl cleaner. a smashed dinner plate. (p.s sorry about forgetting the next object up there ^^^^)
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,067
|
A new puzzle to put together.
-Earphones
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,067
|
Cat's play toys (mine wreck about 3 pairs a year!)
TV remote
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,698 Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
|
A weapon. Excellent as a Billy club lol Empty drinks can
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
collect a few of them and use them as bowling pins.
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,698 Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
|
and I'll use these bowling pins to clobber confuserated forum gamers! A nut and bolt.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011 Posts: 726 Location: Georgia, United States
|
Help to stir the paint in a paint can.
Light bulb
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012 Posts: 645 Location: Home, United States
|
sex toy (had a guy get one stuck one time, lol) camera
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
another sex toy, apple corer
|
|
Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 7/19/2012 Posts: 95 Location: United Kingdom
|
A tool to rescue unholed donuts
A seat belt
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
bondage restraint. an old black suit.
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,067
|
my dogs would love this in their beds.
empty shampoo bottle
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
quarter fill it with uncooked rice and you have a maraca an empty ballpoint pen
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012 Posts: 4,056 Location: Lost, United States
|
in school we used it to shoot spit balls, lol clothes hanger
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
ginger86 wrote:in school we used it to shoot spit balls, lol
clothes hanger LOL so did we! clothes hanger = indoor TV antenna. a stringless guitar.
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,067
|
Politicians- target practice.
devorative flowers {beat that! :P}
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,067
|
Stringless guitar - flower pot
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011 Posts: 726 Location: Georgia, United States
|
decorative flowers - home for fish in a new reef
old dead cordless phone
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
the phone you use when you are not really talking to anyone, but pretending to so you don't have to talk to the person in front of you a broken electric cooker.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011 Posts: 726 Location: Georgia, United States
|
Trinket is SO FUNNY. Carry water in while camping...
Old CPU from an OLD PC. (the big box)
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,698 Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
|
I do believe you mean the case, but that's OK, I'm just being needlessly silly and pedantic, well unless I'm misunderstanding you, then I beg your pardon. This is a CPU,  however, I shall indulge you and say that the case is a wonderful thing to put on your head and pretend it's a mask or a hat. As for the CPU, it works as a mirror, if you can manage to polish it up well enough. Continuing with the PC theme, broken DVD drive.
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
feed pasta into the open drive end and use it as a press to press the pasta for making lasagna a broken lazer torch.
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,698 Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
|
Well I'd salvage all the components and then use the casing as a guitar slide. Spring from a Parker pen
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
a hair clip a broken vaccuum cleaner.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011 Posts: 726 Location: Georgia, United States
|
Take it apart and use it to untangle angel hair pasta.
Broken Guitar strings?
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
use them to repair those wire hanging baskets you put your plants in. an awful tasting meat pie.
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011 Posts: 2,187 Location: Northern Hemisphere
|
dogfood
a burned-out light bulb
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
butt plug - ouch! leftover toast crumbs
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011 Posts: 2,187 Location: Northern Hemisphere
|
let's try crunching those crumbs to a fine powder and snorting them a cracked guitar pick
|
|
  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,763 Location: in Wowland., Australia
|
use it to floss inbetween the gaps in your teeth a broken trinket
|
|
|
Guest |