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This can't be happening.
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My bf - "Sex is the cherry on the icecream" Heck, I rarely get cherries on my icecream, maybe thats why I get friend-zoned by all the attractive guys?
Soft Moments: Sunset
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"Please, this is a 'no-F-bomb' zone."
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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thank god it's friday
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
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Bite me!
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Posts: 31
Location: Westerly, United States
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THAT is going to leave a mark.
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Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,164
Location: Canada
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Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,344
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Two quotes: "Work work" -Peons in Warcraft III "Why do I always get the dirtjobs?" -Dozers in Generals
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
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Posts: 3,614
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! 
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Posts: 241
Location: Halifax, Canada
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"You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't."
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Ouch!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
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Posts: 3,164
Location: Canada
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Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,930
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Seriously??
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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"It wasn't me, I didn't do it, and you can't prove a thing!"
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Posts: 1,256
Location: Australia
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"awkward!"
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
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Posts: 3,164
Location: Canada
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Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 200
Location: Myhouse, Canada
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Does it look like I give a fuck?
I can't help but to wonder why.
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Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 19
Location: Dallas, United States
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Cami wrote:Does it look like I give a fuck? I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Posts: 1,256
Location: Australia
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'random'
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,683
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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thank god it's friday
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,614
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'm switching between "bloody hell" and "bollocks" sometimes "bloody bollocks" and on occasion "I like trains" in a funny voice because it's funny.
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Joined: 8/13/2012
Posts: 205
Location: Ibagué, Colombia
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I got away with it He-He.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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Paradigm Shift
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Location: Europe
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I can't do it.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/2/2011
Posts: 582
Location: Sarasota County, United States
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loveamongriots wrote:
I'm using this one for the rest of the week!
My variation on 'does it look like I give a fuck' is: You've obviously got me confused with someone who gives a fuck.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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Fuck Mondays
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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"Did I really just do that? Fuck, I did. Bloody hell."
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