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Who would you rather be.
reasons would be nice too :)
my answer:
Bond, he seems to have the more meaningful job, actually affecting countries and wars, not just a city that seems to be fucked from the get go, no matter the scenario.
also all the sexy ladies ;)
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007 always
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Batman Total stealth is difficult to acheive and Bond would be more lost without his gadgets than Batman would be. Besides, Batman gets a calling with a large bat in the sky. Much more awesome than Bond. And Bond doesn't have super villains that he's up against in the same way that Batman has. Everyone needs an arch enemy. Bond's only arch enemy is his cock...
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elitfromnorth wrote:Batman
Total stealth is difficult to acheive and Bond would be more lost without his gadgets than Batman would be. Besides, Batman gets a calling with a large bat in the sky. Much more awesome than Bond. And Bond doesn't have super villains that he's up against in the same way that Batman has. Everyone needs an arch enemy. Bond's only arch enemy is his cock... Batman doesn't really have supervillains - just psychopaths and he uses more gadgets than Bond. Both of them are pretty fucked in the head, the loss of their parents at an early age going some way to explain their actions. On balance it has to be Bond, even though he's an awful snob, he has the nicer cars, goes to the nicer places and understands what he does is simply a job - Batman however, likes to put on tights and hang around with young boys.
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Can I be a Bond girl?  Bond over batman anyday!
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Bond of cause 
wild at heart... 
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It's not even a question of Bond v Batman. It's Bond, hands down. So what is the question? It's simply a question of which Bond. I know the special effects weren't as good and the film 'technology' wasn't as good, but I still like Sean Connery best as bond. All the other Bonds were imitations, at best.
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Bond, can you even compare the two?
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Duh!!! Bond! Does Batman even drink Martini??? 
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Batman. Bond is a government agent that assassinates people on government orders without trial. That strikes me as a government gone horribly wrong. Batman works on his own and he tries to apprehend his villains in a manner that the authorities can take the villains into custody.
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Bond hands down. He's cool full of confidence, well maybe even cocky. He does back it up.
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Bond James Bond..no no Batman (Michael Keaton) Batman..No Bond James Bond
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Bond?? nah!!! I am going pick Batman .... he's mysterious, has a butler, some great gadgets, fucking awesome vehicles/motorcycles .... and a cape!! Yeah, Batman over Bond, anyday! 
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I'll say Batman and Bond
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BATMAN I rather be Batman because he is a billionaire, a ninja, and his weaponry is crazy! Moreover, we all know the chicks love the car! Ha!
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I'm a Superhero guy, so it's Batman for me. 
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lhb1989 wrote:I'll say Batman and Bond Somebody is hoping for a menage-a-trois.
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Batman for sure, bond is too much of a showman batmans all buisness. Plus Batman gets all the better toys :P 
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overmykneenow wrote:
Batman doesn't really have supervillains - just psychopaths and he uses more gadgets than Bond.
Well if you think about it check out pretty much any comic and the super villains are usually nothing more than sociopaths with powers/gadgets so technically batman would get it on sheer number alone
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Plus batman villains are sociopaths, not psychopaths. The joker for instance is believed to be a case of supersanity, psychosis would be delusions and hallucinations, the joker knows what he is doing, he's not delusional or crazy. He simply chooses to do wrong.
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Batman...
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 BATMAN Real name: Bruce Wayne Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang 007Real Name: James Bond Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet Master of multiple martial arts and weapons Weapon of choice: Walther PPK 12 ROUNDS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
NUMQUAM FIDES CATELLUS!!!
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doesn't matter if it's either James Bond or Superman, I'm 100% a Batman guy, I'll admit I'm not a big reader of the comic books but I was more a fan of the 90's TV show and my favorite Batman story is No Man's Land.
The reason why I'm a fan of Batman kinda coincides with what a friend of mine once said to me: Batman knows he's vulnerable and may not make to tomorrow but he keeps fighting and keeps going.
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terry20069 wrote:BATMAN Real name: Bruce Wayne Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang 007Real Name: James Bond Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet Master of multiple martial arts and weapons Weapon of choice: Walther PPK 12 ROUNDS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!! Actually: ‘Name: Bond, James. Height: 183 cm, weight: 76kg; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek & on left shoulder; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women.' Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love Note: 183 cm = 6.00394 ft 76 kg =167.551 lb
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Batman---his toys are more real to us; many of Bond's are silly toys, many of which were never created.
It is also clear Batman is fantasy; Bond's character is fantasy but never comes out and admits it as far as I know.
So I'll admit to my fantasies: Batman and Michelle Pfeifer in a cat-suit! Growwwwrrrrrrr
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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I'm going to have to go with, Bond, James Bond. Don't get me wrong, I love Batman, but he's a superhero, so I don't think the two should be put up together. Batman Vs Superman or James Bond Vs Simon Templar that is more fare I think.
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