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poizenivy wrote:a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now 
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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elitfromnorth wrote:I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious now That's my nickname. Jelly Beans
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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my marker i use to tag
ICH LEIBE DICH ALEXANDER! ICH LEIBE DICH! ICH WERDE ES VON DEN DACHERN SCHREIEN! ICH! LEIBE! DICH!
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I had to edit this one?
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lafayettemister wrote:
That's my nickname. Jelly Beans
Thats some funny fukin shit LM, for real. scooter
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Your toothbrush.
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Hairbrush handle
2 different sized small lava lamps....
My boyfriend found a vibrator app, downloaded it onto his phone and used that on my clit.
Nothing too strange
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i used pencils before but never worked cuz i couldnt get it in cuz i was a virgin back than
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The handle of my husbands pistol...he frickin loved it!
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i hope you unloaded it
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Oh thank the stars I'm not the only weird one.
Many a marker has gone missing in this house.
carrots
...one time I had nothing else and used the end of my book light... *clears throat*
...anyway.
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A thick frozen hot dog.....amazing
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I had webcam sex once with a girl and noticed a vacuum clearer sitting in her corner...I talked her into using the handle of it on herself
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a brush handle, a long necked beer bottle, a long spoon, peanut butter (that was licked out by a very energetic lover), ice cubes and a long string of pearls that were pulled out slowly as i was fucked--that was my favorite come to think of it lol
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omg....a screwdriver handle, and like many others, hairbrush handle, cucumber...etc.
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- pencil
- pen
-marker
- hairbrush handle
- cellphone
- carrots
- cucumber
-toothbrush
- a piece of wood covered with condom
- chochlate bar
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Location: Canada
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Electric toothbrush (just the head on my clit...my vibe batteries died at a bad moment lol)
cucumber (who hasn't done that)
curling iron
hairbrush handle
wine bottle head
spatula handle
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I heart this thread. That is all.
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Cucumber, carrot, toothbrush, beer bottle, small cola bottle, brush handle, candle, beaded necklace, banana
Dont hate me coz im beautiful ,hate me coz your partner thinks i am!
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Last night I had Strawberries....mm, mm, good..... Next we try Watermelon sucker........
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Wow, I thought I had heard it all and that I had done some pretty outrageous things in my life but this thread TAKES THE CAKE! I'm not sure what to say except that maybe I'm a bit more selective about what I shove up my whooha although I have tried popsicles and lollypops but those were always with partners and never on my own.
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Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Mine are mostly already on here. Curling Iron Carrot Hair Brush Now when I use something it has actually been manufactured for that purpose lol
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First off, Hot Shot, it's spelled, "masturbated".
Now let me answer the question...
When I was just learning to masturbate, I used a hairbrush. That didn't do much and I wanted a deeper feeling. I discovered how identical a curling iron is to a dildo. I used that for awhile.
"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." --Sylvia Plath
~~SexyBookWorm~~
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The bottom half of a mechanical toothbrush, my first vibrator lol
 
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electric toothbrush
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A vibrating toothbrush is amazing 
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NeuroGirl wrote:A vibrating toothbrush is amazing Strange place to clean your denchers! 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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