It was pretty hard finding songs about earrings which weren't tutorials on how to make them or the band 'Golden earring' (smiles). I've forgotten how to do this firting thing..it's been a while.

four legged friends? errm I like cats but don't co-habit with any of them...Do two legged mammals count?

Flirting, (so I have been told), is just like riding a bicycle -
except without the basket and the handle grips, and - in my case - with trainer wheels.

Cats are cool, but two-legged mammals are tricky.
Depends on whether or not they've been toilet-trained and, of course, which way they vote.

New Graham Parker album with a song about Amurika.
We can mock it because we don't live there, (and our economy is doing great.)

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Tom's Notebook, or The Misadventures of an Unrepentant Souse, soon to be a major motion picture - well, a minor still-life drawing - penned by the trembling hand that conjured up such overtures to love-that-dare-not-stick-its-finger-down-its-throat, (for fear of what unspeakable horrors, from what unnamable levels of fresh hell, might conceivably become uncovered, and unwittingly dredged up), as The Extrapolated Scarlet Garment, Columbine in Fifth Street Traffic, and that Elmer Fudd inspired classic, Dwive, ("My wuv is wike a wed, wed, wose...") (pause for intermission, cigarettes, and the chance to catch one's breath), - is now perched like a flasher with a major grin pinned to his face, and a minor in French literature, upon Oberon's invitingly admission-fee-suspended, pimped and tarted profile page, for your perusal, and - although it's highly doubtful - your enjoyment.

(Please direct all outraged e-mails, uncollected invoices or litigation papers to the owners of this site.)

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TkcuNX4vrS8?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> and just to prove i cannot learn from my mistakes (i just hope the country this is aimed at has!! Or rather, will one day soon!)

Don't mind me.

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‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde

Football n head are fun together.

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‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde

I'll check it out now Obi.

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‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde

Sorry, dancing around the subject, but finding some fun tunes.

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‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde

Mind the gap.

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‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde

Sorry, Highwayman - didn't mean to send you on a wild goose chase.
The album won't be released until next year.
What I meant was I thought you might like that single from the upcoming album.
Thanks for the other Johnny Marr, though.
Cheers!

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Tom's Notebook, or The Misadventures of an Unrepentant Souse, soon to be a major motion picture - well, a minor still-life drawing - penned by the trembling hand that conjured up such overtures to love-that-dare-not-stick-its-finger-down-its-throat, (for fear of what unspeakable horrors, from what unnamable levels of fresh hell, might conceivably become uncovered, and unwittingly dredged up), as The Extrapolated Scarlet Garment, Columbine in Fifth Street Traffic, and that Elmer Fudd inspired classic, Dwive, ("My wuv is wike a wed, wed, wose...") (pause for intermission, cigarettes, and the chance to catch one's breath), - is now perched like a flasher with a major grin pinned to his face, and a minor in French literature, upon Oberon's invitingly admission-fee-suspended, pimped and tarted profile page, for your perusal, and - although it's highly doubtful - your enjoyment.

(Please direct all outraged e-mails, uncollected invoices or litigation papers to the owners of this site.)

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Tom's Notebook, or The Misadventures of an Unrepentant Souse, soon to be a major motion picture - well, a minor still-life drawing - penned by the trembling hand that conjured up such overtures to love-that-dare-not-stick-its-finger-down-its-throat, (for fear of what unspeakable horrors, from what unnamable levels of fresh hell, might conceivably become uncovered, and unwittingly dredged up), as The Extrapolated Scarlet Garment, Columbine in Fifth Street Traffic, and that Elmer Fudd inspired classic, Dwive, ("My wuv is wike a wed, wed, wose...") (pause for intermission, cigarettes, and the chance to catch one's breath), - is now perched like a flasher with a major grin pinned to his face, and a minor in French literature, upon Oberon's invitingly admission-fee-suspended, pimped and tarted profile page, for your perusal, and - although it's highly doubtful - your enjoyment.

(Please direct all outraged e-mails, uncollected invoices or litigation papers to the owners of this site.)

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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!