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FilipHalta
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 3:38:46 AM

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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) :)
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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 4:55:56 AM

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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)

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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 5:53:50 AM

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Trinket wrote:
But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)


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FilipHalta wrote:
What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) :)


Well Too Damn Bad...................My Fingers!! HAHA

Trinket wrote:
But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)


Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 8:02:26 AM

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my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol

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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 8:02:46 AM

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A cucumber:).

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a candle
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A vibrator.

I'm also wondering what a snooker ball is? o.o

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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 10:42:12 AM

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sorry...mine was fingers first too. the first "thing" I tried was a hairbrush. The handle of the brush silly.
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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 12:06:13 PM

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Left hand, index and middle finger, but item-wise, brush handle
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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 1:13:47 PM

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A banana
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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 1:20:16 PM

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ginger86 wrote:
my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol


How long did you have them up there? laughing3

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Sazza wrote:
A banana




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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:20 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?




Now ask how many of the pack! notworthy

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Frank wrote:




Now ask how many of the pack! notworthy


Thanks. I figured it was something pool. Im sure I could get one up in there for sure, LOL!!
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a christmas tree! drunken
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Finger/s, object=candle
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sprite wrote:
a christmas tree! drunken


Sprite, Honey, you're a TRIP! LOL

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Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 7:03:18 PM

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Dare I say it.... It was a "tail" of a stuffed cat... and a hairbrush... Not together but they were closely linked... LOL Embarassed
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DirtyMartini wrote:
I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...Regaeman Man



I knew I had done it wrong lol .... but just for the record its fingers first and yes like so many before that glorious hairbrush handle ... happy memories love7
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Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:22:45 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...Regaeman Man



Would that be on vibrate? shaking

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Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 7:53:09 AM

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A hairbrush handle ^^
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Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:54:45 AM

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A candle which I made at school :) We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)

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Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 9:13:32 AM

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Hahaha that must have been great!

I started with my fingers, then tried out a candle. Also tried out a deodorant but that was quite painful hahaha

AbigailThornton wrote:
A candle which I made at school :) We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)


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a toothbrush
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Lol my hairbrush handle.
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fingers or hair brush handle though (I think)
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