2000lb = a ton??? On whose watch?
2240lb = a ton
And while we're at it, it's 20 fluid ounces to a pint - none of these North American short measures, thank you very much
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Why not
read some stories instead
CAM FUN COMPETITION ENTRY: DAGUERREOTYPE go on - it's only 500 words, you're not THAT busy