You're SO UGLY that when your dog humps your leg he has to imagine it's someone else's leg...
xx Steph.
(You get the idea...)
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The "You're So Ugly" Thread...
Cheeky Chick
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
Lurker
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YOU'RE SO UGLY that when you were born the Midwife slapped your mom....
xx SF
xx SF
Sergeant Turnip
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You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
Cheeky Chick
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You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head.
Advanced Wordsmith
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You're so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with you.
Cheeky Chick
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You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
Advanced Wordsmith
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Artistic Tart
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You so ugly, you went to the haunted house and came out with an application.
Lurker
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Lurker
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you're so ugly even in your dreams you can't get in the three some
Active Ink Slinger
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You're so ugly...the scarecrows in your garden died of fright!
Lurker
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
Cheeky Chick
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You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
Active Ink Slinger
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It's an oldie, but...
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
Lurker
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You so ugly, even your mother won't kiss you.
Lurker
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You so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist," in your shower.
Active Ink Slinger
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you're so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
Lurker
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You're so ugly you're the poster child for wanting an abortion...
Active Ink Slinger
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You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Lurker
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You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Princess Blondie
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You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
†Jinxy Approved†
Active Ink Slinger
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You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
Active Ink Slinger
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You're so ugly, you go trick-or-treating and get more candy then your kids--without putting on a costume.
Active Ink Slinger
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You are so ugly, when you walk by a toilet, it flushes.
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo
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Cheeky Chick
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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
