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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I'm so ugly, I hate this inconsiderate thread.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 1,775
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
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You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
†Jinxy Approved† 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 630
Location: Home, United States
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You're so ugly, when your mom went into labor, the doctors went on strike and your daddy went into shock.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 630
Location: Home, United States
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You're so ugly, when you were born, the Federal Government declared it a natural disaster.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,855
Location: Gainesville, United States
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You're so ugly, even your cell phone network won't go down on you!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2012
Posts: 326
Location: Columbia, United States
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You're so ugly even FEMA wouldn't rescue you after a natural disaster!!!!
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/9/2011
Posts: 79
Location: United Kingdom
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sorry for this
You're so ugly a dog wouldnt lick your face
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 644
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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You're so ugly that Marilyn Monroe would want to marry you.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/15/2007
Posts: 229
Location: United States
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Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,723
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You’re so ugly smoke from a campfire would not even blow your way.
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/10/2009
Posts: 2,033
Location: ATL in da house!!!, United States
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You're so ugly, they had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 791
Location: United States
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You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,723
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,723
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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You are so ugly that when you were born, it was only when you cried they realised you were NOT the afterbirth.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/16/2012
Posts: 239
Location: Dagobah, United States
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Your so ugly, your mama slapped the own stork that deliverd you.
Your so ugly, you have to shave your ass and walk backwards
Your so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/14/2013
Posts: 76
Location: Deep Inside, United States
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You're so ugly...ugly people say "Daaaaamn!!!!!"
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....
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