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i0eat0meow
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:07:39 PM

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Joined: 5/1/2013
Posts: 10
Location: Macon, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose.
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:39:13 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,735
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 12:50:18 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 6:00:50 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,735
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 6:14:06 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 8:04:46 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,735
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 8:59:18 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 8:05:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,735
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast!

Guest
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 9:12:33 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water
MasterJonathan
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 5:23:22 AM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 1,229
Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:16:16 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:50:40 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 535,127
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 9:55:09 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,735
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:16:02 PM

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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so
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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so she spat it
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Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:36:25 PM

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Once there was a sexy vixen who was lonely, looking for love. So one day she ventured out wearing nothing but a sheer dress. She longed for someone nice to go alien hunting and cut wires. The wires will need special cutters that I have acquired illegally, holding the future of the whole world in my pants.

Then, in my haste to pull the rat out of the hole, I stepped in a big pile of glowing green radioactive toxic waste, my feet melted; but luckily they bubbled and fizzed but did not entirely disappear. They were made of hard pink granite, made from boiled Jurassic dinosaur eggs, kryptonite and sawdust, add vegetable oil, mix in blender, pour into moulds, bake at 450F...for 5 HOURS!

But, one must be very careful not to burn your butt on the hot grill. Leave to cool before you touch your genitals or you will be caught masturbating again. Unless you have a sharp knife close at hand, you do not open the book of Kama Sutra and play with strangers or with yourself, because a pervert can pop in, grab the vixen, show her love, buy her flowers.

The vixen deserves to be ravished and spanked with a spatula or tickled with a fluffy pink feather, tied with some pink duct tape, and spanked soundly!

And THEN that alien came and flew off into outer space with Trinket! So, for now she is in outer space and we ALL await her return. THE END!

But one day... a meteor shower came down to Earth, along with another damn alien with pink feathers, who is Trinket!

Then Trinket said... "That FUCKING meteor, HIT MY HEAD AND CRACKED IT! Brains spilled out and turned orange, a gooey mess which Trinket scooped into MJ's hat & put it on.

But the hat had a hole in the top, the brains leaked and dripped all over Alphy's shoes! But luckily they were made of brain resistant material they melted also but magically reformed into alien FEET!

Trinket was getting tired of being the main character so turn it around and now Sugarbaby was the alien pool boy hung like horse!
Sugarbaby ran off with a fireman who showed her his magic hose. And she squealed and then fainted because he was actually showing her a fire truck!
The fireman quickly ran away fast! He splashed water all over her hair which later turned to iced chocolate milk she drank it but it curdled in her mouth so she spat it onto the floor. THE END!

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You ended it?
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New Story!

There once was...
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There once was a little horse
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(BTW, Thanks for starting a new one.)

There once was a little horse who ran very


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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was
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very scared to

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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage
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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage, everyone dropped dead!

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There once was a little horse who ran very quickly and wanted to win races, but he was very scared to because he farted a soap bubble smelling like cabbage. Everyone dropped dead and he won!




I can clearly see this story is not going to end well.
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New story then:

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