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Dani
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I always come across these terrible and grammatically incorrect "tragic" love stories via the interwebs, but this one takes the cake for me and I HAD to share. Then someone made a video for it...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.






Feel free to add any of your own!

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sprite
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ROFL! best laugh of the week!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Dani
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....but wait, there's more

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Java
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Thanks for the LOL!

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Hilarious!! Best laugh this week.
overmykneenow
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These Facebook tragedies remind me of this very real story on the BBC website a few years ago...

Tributes left for a dead chicken - he is "sleepin wiv da angles now"
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
nicola
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It's deeper than Romeo and Juliet.
Dani
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I will luv u 5ever (dat mean i luv u moar den 4evr)






Weird how she randomly dropped dead in the middle of the road...being that there was no mention of her being hit by a car.

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nicola
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Weird how she randomly dropped dead in the middle of the road...being that there was no mention of her being hit by a car.


5th sentence down.
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Quote by overmykneenow
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These Facebook tragedies remind me of this very real story on the BBC website a few years ago...

Tributes left for a dead chicken - he is "sleepin wiv da angles now"



Eye jus luv how wei c angles everweir arftur thei ded!
damilesky
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Do i? Na na na
Ardentmale
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It hurt my brain just trying to decipher...
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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It hurt my brain just trying to decipher...



I totally agree with that, it hurt mine too and it takes twice as long to read these.
simplyjohn
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Ok ... I need to change my panties ... so funny .. great thread and posts.
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Ok ... I need to change my panties ... so funny .. great thread and posts.


U ware panteyz? 2 mch in4mationz!!
Dani
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Quote by nicola


5th sentence down.


that's strange...in the original she was never hit by the car...but I love a good plot twist

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overmykneenow
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that's strange...in the original she was never hit by the car...but I love a good plot twist


Yeah they often make plot changes between the book and the film
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
Dani
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Dani
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OK. I really need to stop posting now.

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OK. I really need to stop posting now.


Putting myself on a donor list now to give away my ovaries, womb, breasts and also my clit. I think you should make it known that if you die you want to donate your cock to someone that needs it. also your balls...
Dani
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Putting myself on a donor list now to give away my ovaries, womb, breasts and also my clit. I think you should make it known that if you die you want to donate your cock to someone that needs it. also your balls...


You're a saint.

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I think you should make it known that if you die you want to donate your cock to someone that needs it. also your balls...


dis mk me cri
Dani
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dis mk me cri


you quoted the wrong person.

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you quoted the wrong person.


dat mk U cri?