The 39-year-old man rushed himself to A&E at a hospital in southern China when he couldn't get the creature out following the kinky stunt.
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Claire Smedley: Woman with Britain's biggest boobs says she's terrified they'll kill her relationship
Mum-of-three Claire Smedley, 30, has to be on her guard during sex in case her 40MMM boobs suffocate new boyfriend Chris.
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Let's all get married!
Wilsons Butchers in the UK are now selling the world's first, Pork Pie Wedding Cake. The three-tiered meaty treat will cost you a whopping £140.
OFFICIAL WEBSITE: Wilsons Butchers
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Video of cat playing with vacuum cleaner ‘is what the internet was made for’
A video of a cute ginger cat playing with a vacuum cleaner has become a viral hit, having already achieved more than two million views on YouTube.
The 38-second clip shows the moggy continually letting the vacuum suck up its tongue while it grasps the nozzle.
The kitten seems to be really enjoying itself – and the result is that YouTube users have gone fur crazy for the fuzzy feline.
