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Coco
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:37:19 PM

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Location: Fantasy City, United States
overmykneenow wrote:


The most visited profile on the site is a male, Reeb - that is until Dancing_Doll takes that title in the next couple of months or so and goes on to be the first to break 1/4 million views

Pointless lush stat of the day: 122 profile views - the point where there are more lush women than lush men.

Male Lush users: 123,161
Female Lush users: 57,671

Male lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,246
Female lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,258



I say we give you a new badge, #1 Lush Statistician...


Liz
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:06:17 PM

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Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:07:08 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 14,514
Location: My Tower, United States


hey, if you're going to give it a run for the money, you know you've got my support! specially if you're going to be flashing your bewbies at me *drool*

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Liz
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:26:39 PM

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sprite wrote:


hey, if you're going to give it a run for the money, you know you've got my support! specially if you're going to be flashing your bewbies at me *drool*


Would a photo of my boobs clinch it do you think? Think


AbigailThornton
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:40:43 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 718
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
Liz wrote:


Would a photo of my boobs clinch it do you think? Think


A photo of your boobs would probably win both competitions!

Poppet
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:05:30 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,251
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
I've got a very impressive 30,000 views in seven months, but that is nothing compared to naughtyannie who has as much as she does. I'm not sure how this would work, but it would be fun to be known as the Attention Whore.

sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:11:36 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

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Poppet wrote:
I've got a very impressive 30,000 views in seven months, but that is nothing compared to naughtyannie who has as much as she does. I'm not sure how this would work, but it would be fun to be known as the Attention Whore.


how it works: it's not based on how many views you have already, it's based on how many unique veiws you get between the start and end date. period. pretty much, any way you can think of to get someone to click on your page, go for it. put up unique content, post a lot in the forums, send out mass PMs begging people, etc - it really is a lot of fun as long as you don't take it too seriously - i think Annie came in second last year, if i'm not mistaken? that said, i think she's got some stiff competition this year as well :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:20:58 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,481
Location: The Orgasmatron
I've heard Twitter and Facebook are quite popular traffic streams...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:26:40 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,624
I have a dastardly plan. I'll win this comp and if I don't, I'll just go back to my wanking chariot.
sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:34:55 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

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Location: My Tower, United States
i'm just going to post nudes of Nicola on my page (it worked pretty well last year - shush! don't tell her about it!)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Java
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:50:01 PM

Rank: Coquette Roguette

Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,840
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys
Wait.... this is limited to "Attention" whoring, right? Embarassed


sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:56:38 PM

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Java wrote:
Wait.... this is limited to "Attention" whoring, right? Embarassed


yep. this is not Craig's List. flower

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:58:58 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
I have a dastardly plan. I'll win this comp and if I don't, I'll just go back to my wanking chariot.


note to self: buy wanking chariot on Amazon.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:35:01 PM

Rank: Matriarch

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Location: The Orgasmatron
sprite wrote:


yep. this is not Craig's List. flower


I've heard Craig's List is a quite popular traffic stream...
She
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 7:26:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 2,153
Location: Europe
I won't be much of a support to this contest, because even when putting my boobs out on display, such as my new avatar pic, I get no more than 10 views per week. I guess I come across as very charming person at the forum evil4
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 7:55:15 AM

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cocokisses wrote:


I say we give you a new badge, #1 Lush Statistician...


That should get me enough attention to win this ;)



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Liz
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:11:55 AM

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sprite wrote:


note to self: buy wanking chariot on Amazon.


Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to carry me home...

kekekegay


sprite
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:31:17 AM

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She wrote:
I won't be much of a support to this contest, because even when putting my boobs out on display, such as my new avatar pic, I get no more than 10 views per week. I guess I come across as very charming person at the forum evil4


BOOBS! *runs over to your page and peeks*

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:41:42 AM

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Location: West Coast
overmykneenow wrote:


The most visited profile on the site is a male, Reeb - that is until Dancing_Doll takes that title in the next couple of months or so and goes on to be the first to break 1/4 million views


Woot! And the important thing is that I did it all without succumbing to blatant attention whoring...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my Friday morning work-out in... (vids available on my profile starting June 1st).





sprite
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:46:09 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Woot! And the important thing is that I did it all without succumbing to blatant attention whoring...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my Friday morning work-out in... (vids available on my profile starting June 1st).




i just wet myself a little...Embarassed bunny

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
naughtyannie
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:50:37 AM

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trinket wrote:
Is there a root vegetable for second prize? I nominate a beetroot

Come on peeps, start checking my profile. If there is a root to be won, I want it!

Ok the money would be good too!


Since the way to win is presumably to deluge the inboxes of all your friends with requests to visit your page, perhaps the prize should be ....



Click on the link below to visit my profile page, for award-winning filthy stories and arousing pics. Go on, it's just one click.

You know you want to...

http://www.lushstories.com/naughtyannie

You don't know what you're missing 'til you try it
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:10:09 AM

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Posts: 6,268
Location: West Coast
sprite wrote:


i just wet myself a little...Embarassed bunny


Ya know... you would give everyone a run for their money if you started uploaded those kinds of vids too... *wink* :)


Liz
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:26:16 AM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,631
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
Dancing_Doll wrote:


Ya know... you would give everyone a run for their money if you started uploaded those kinds of vids too... *wink* :)


*Breathe Lizzy, breathe!*

Embarassed


sprite
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:32:50 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Ya know... you would give everyone a run for their money if you started uploaded those kinds of vids too... *wink* :)


*blushes* i'd never be able to log on again...

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
sprite
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:34:18 AM

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Liz wrote:


*Breathe Lizzy, breathe!*

Embarassed


good thing Doll didn't mention the pillow fight videos we've done together. ;)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:37:40 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Woot! And the important thing is that I did it all without succumbing to blatant attention whoring...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my Friday morning work-out in... (vids available on my profile starting June 1st).




well that's three quarters of an hour of my life I'm not going to get back

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Guest
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:47:20 AM

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nicola wrote:


I've heard Craig's List is a quite popular traffic stream...



You're trying to win this comp yourself aren't you Nic? coffee


sprite
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:49:06 AM

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trinket wrote:



You're trying to win this comp yourself aren't you Nic? coffee




actually, Nic's page view score is amazingly low, considering she's the owner!

Page Viewed:24,190 times

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:56:40 AM

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sprite wrote:


actually, Nic's page view score is amazingly low, considering she's the owner!

Page Viewed:24,190 times


but then she could always just go...
Code:
UPDATE TABLE USERSTATS SET "profileViews" = 10000000000 where username = "nicola";


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Guest
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 12:08:22 PM

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I want that beetroot!
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