I'm sure that the ten minute stare-o-thon was accompanied by intense, vigorous masturbation that would be equivalent to a 30 minute normal workout. Epic jerking off when you have a substantial salami makes you break a sweat if you really get in there and beat on it like you're playing a fucking whack-a-mole arcade game. This article is probably true.
Works for me, I feel better already!!
now we have a good excuse if caught
Never did me any harm except that time that bloody woman hit me with her handbag!
They looked like they're GMOs.