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Do you masturbate at work?

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Have you ever masturbated at work?
Is this a rare or common occurrence?
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Depends what you mean by 'at work'. If you work from home and use a computer all day and have got lots and lots of porn sites bookmarked; and if you're getting fed up with grafting and want to relieve the boredomm for half-an-hour or so; what could be easier: mouse click, down with flies zipper, slacks to the floor, and relax by 'bashing the bishop'.
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i have too
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About once a month and without warning I become extremely horny .. which usually lasts for 2 or 3 days and during that time I really can't get enough sex. Such experiences mean I end up super horny at work and more than a few times I've used part of my breaks to sit in the ladies toilet and masturbate. Once I had to do it 3 times in a working day.
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Most definitely ;)
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There is a glass floor that I jizz on. It's funny to me.
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Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!



Like, in tips?
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Tips would be swell fella! Don't you agree? Being the Jefe, we don't get that.
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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.
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Quote by humdrum

Is this a rare or common occurrence?


When you say "common"...do you mean like more than six times a day? No, it is not a common occurrence...

But masturbating at work does make those pesky business meetings go by quicker...though it does make for awkward moments at year end review time...and don't ask me how I know that btw...

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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.


I meant Jefe ... Dickwad. Jefa would mean I was a female. I was referring to both of us, but I forgot to bring help for you to understand joto.
Yes, I would be paying myself. I get paid, yeah? One way or another anyway.
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Yes. Thinking about the hot intern
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The answer is yes.
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No because that just means the sex that night is that much more passionate and hot ;)
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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!


Say that three times real fast Nightmare
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Yes I do. I have a big desk, and my own office, so can hide what I am doing as I read the stories on Lush.
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Yes..everyday. I wait until everyone leaves. I even keep some toys at work.

Also, i have a leather couch in my office. Sometimes i get naked and just like to lay on it.
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I often do during my breaks
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Ummmmm.....I AM a guy.
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Yes everyday at work. I enjoy the risk of getting cqaught. I would love to get caught by a female customer and have her walk in and ptretend to be offended and then drop to her knees and start sucking my throbbing cock!!