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Hunter_MTs
Posted: Monday, November 11, 2013 4:59:39 PM

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Any help on how to pick up older women on a night out or during lush?

Message or sent friend request if you wanna chat or share pics ;)
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 11, 2013 5:33:10 PM

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Keep your back straight, bend at the knees, and lift with your legs.
Dani
Posted: Monday, November 11, 2013 5:42:19 PM

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It's generally the same as picking up any other woman, I would assume...perhaps in different settings.

Just find out her interests and go from there.



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Hunter_MTs
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 4:45:16 AM

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JohnC wrote:
Keep your back straight, bend at the knees, and lift with your legs.


Legend !

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Hunter_MTs
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 4:46:16 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
It's generally the same as picking up any other woman, I would assume...perhaps in different settings.

Just find out her interests and go from there.



I've found if your a younger guy they'd blank off completely and not take you seriously

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Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 5:07:42 AM

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Hunter_MTs wrote:
Any help on how to pick up older women on a night out or during lush?


Can I ask why you specifically want to pick up an older woman? Perhaps it's your motivation/motives that are scaring them off...

What is your usual approach and what are you after from them? A relationship? Someone to talk to? Someone to mother you? Hot sex??

Give us some more information and we'll see if we can help you :)
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 6:34:34 AM

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It's not the picking up you have to worry about. It's the putting them back down. Do it gently or you'll break her hip.





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LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 7:36:38 AM

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lafayettemister wrote:
It's not the picking up you have to worry about. It's the putting them back down. Do it gently or you'll break her hip.


Would have been nice if you had taken your own advice. Even nicer if you had come for a visit while I was recoveringcussing !
dpw
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 10:11:18 AM

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The most important thing is to treat her with respect. Keep eye contact whilst talking, don't breast watch!
A woman appreciates courtesies, holding a door, pulling out a chair for her to sit, small and seemingly insignificant gestures but she will notice.
Make sure you're smartly dressed, she won't want to look like she's with a teenager. You don't have to be formal, smart casual is fine but preferably wear nice shoes not trainers.
Be self confident but not cocky, there's a fine line. Listen to what she has to say, even if you disagree with her don't interrupt, wait until she finishes then give your opinion. Don't agree for just the sake of it, she doesn't want a flunky with no thoughts of their own. Show interest in the woman as a person, don't make it seem as though you just want to get her into bed.
Good luck!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 12:40:02 PM

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Hunter_MTs wrote:
Any help on how to pick up older women on a night out or during lush?


I'm not into younger men at all (more than 10 years younger creeps me out), but I'm not sure how much younger you are.

On Lush, I would suggest reading a woman's bio before you send her a message and see what you might have in common with her. Talk about those things. If she's an author, read her stories and comment. Why are you interested in the woman, just because she's older, because I can't imagine that getting too far. Cyber gets old quick if you have nothing else to talk about. If you do manage to start a conversation, lay off the txt speak. She also really doesn't want to know how horny you are and that you started the conversation because you are horny. You also might to wrap up all those lovely cock pics on your page and put those in a private album for review by close friends.

In public, be polite, interesting, and interested. Also, it really helps if you don't have a table full of beer-swilling friends in the corner of the room egging you on as you go in for the kill.

As a cranky old lady who missed her nap and who isn't big on sugar coating things, these are my suggestions! laughing8 Good luck!



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Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 2:54:53 PM

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Bribe them with chocolate. I hear it works.

Sometimes.

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Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 3:57:26 PM

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A big one to remember is to never be boastful or brag. I was never interested in a mans bank balance , his car, or his villa in the south of France and I find as I've gotten older I have zero tolerance for listening to that sort of big noting now.
Many, not all, younger men seem to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about how great they are, how they crushed some poor shmuck at work or their sporting prowess on and off the field.
Read. Have knowledge of the world around you. Have well thought out opinions but listen to others. Nothing worse than listening to someone who knows everything and isn't afraid to tell you about just how right they are.
Don't heap false praise, trust me when I say we have heard it all before and didn't believe it the first time, so we are certainly not going to believe it now. Simple, honest compliments are much more appreciated.

Is short, be yourself, we've had plenty of experience weeding out the undesirable and have learnt to spot the tossers a mile away






JasonM
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 6:30:55 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


I'm not into younger men at all (more than 10 years younger creeps me out), but I'm not sure how much younger you are.

On Lush, I would suggest reading a woman's bio before you send her a message and see what you might have in common with her. Talk about those things. If she's an author, read her stories and comment. Why are you interested in the woman, just because she's older, because I can't imagine that getting too far. Cyber gets old quick if you have nothing else to talk about. If you do manage to start a conversation, lay off the txt speak. She also really doesn't want to know how horny you are and that you started the conversation because you are horny. You also might to wrap up all those lovely cock pics on your page and put those in a private album for review by close friends.

In public, be polite, interesting, and interested. Also, it really helps if you don't have a table full of beer-swilling friends in the corner of the room egging you on as you go in for the kill.

As a cranky old lady who missed her nap and who isn't big on sugar coating things, these are my suggestions! laughing8 Good luck!


As an older man, who when younger spent a number of enjoyable evenings with older ladies, I have to re-iterate CG's suggestions.

Be polite, honest and above all interested in her as a person, not just someone to take to bed.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:24:19 PM

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JohnC wrote:
Keep your back straight, bend at the knees, and lift with your legs.
. Too funny!
Frank
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:01:27 AM

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Frank
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:03:18 AM

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Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:14:39 AM

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Frank wrote:


angry7 that's horrible
Carl_H
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:25:47 AM

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JohnC wrote:
Keep your back straight, bend at the knees, and lift with your legs.


Lfunny Lfunny........Way to funny


Basically just be yourself dontknow

dpw
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:18:56 PM

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Carl_H wrote:


Lfunny Lfunny........Way to funny


Basically just be yourself dontknow


Not another bloody red! Where do you all come from?
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dpw
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:19:34 PM

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Carl_H wrote:


Lfunny Lfunny........Way to funny


Basically just be yourself dontknow

Bluenose double post.
Carl_H
Posted: Wednesday, November 13, 2013 3:30:43 PM

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dpw wrote:


Not another bloody red! Where do you all come from?
boxing


Hahaha dont be so bitter laughing6

Frank
Posted: Friday, November 15, 2013 3:02:40 AM

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Mazza wrote:
angry7 that's horrible


I know. Just baiting, and what a catch! fish

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thesexynun
Posted: Tuesday, November 19, 2013 11:46:23 AM

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well maybe drop the "older" word

lmao

how about well seasoned..no no...that's not good...i do love a prime rib though i am NOT one


luxury goods...no Louis Vutton called wants it's name back

mature...no no..sounds like a grandma

milf..no...sounds like a beverage kids drink....

i got it

call me divine

a divine woman....



" smile..it is the second best thing to do with your LIPS!"
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:59:26 PM

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thesexynun wrote:
well maybe drop the "older" word

lmao

how about well seasoned..no no...that's not good...i do love a prime rib though i am NOT one


luxury goods...no Louis Vutton called wants it's name back

mature...no no..sounds like a grandma

milf..no...sounds like a beverage kids drink....

i got it

call me divine
Love it my DIvine woman

a divine woman....

Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, November 19, 2013 3:38:10 PM

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Picking up older women is easier than picking up young women... It's because older woman are the ones doing the picking up. It's so obvious. If you can't tell then older women aren't interested in you or your personality and there isn't much you can do to change that really.



thesexynun
Posted: Thursday, November 21, 2013 6:28:00 AM

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amen felix...we do the choosing!

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She
Posted: Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:26:53 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Picking up older women is easier than picking up young women... It's because older woman are the ones doing the picking up. It's so obvious. If you can't tell then older women aren't interested in you or your personality and there isn't much you can do to change that really.


This is quite accurate.


EDIT: This kind of a women behaviour is usually in situations with much younger guy.
And please guys, don't confuse being polite with flirting. Yea I know we are enigma, giggles
jollyjack
Posted: Wednesday, November 27, 2013 8:53:43 AM

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Why pick them up.......? Do you need to establish how heavy they are.........?

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Magical_felix
Posted: Sunday, December 08, 2013 11:58:31 PM

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She wrote:


This is quite accurate.




Thank you.



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