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Xmas Ditty - Humor

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(To the tune of jingle bells)

So its off to bed we go , me and my horny ho.

Were off to fuck each others brains and get down very low.

Oh off to bed off to bed it's off to bed we go,
me and my horny ho it's off to bed we go,

Ripping off our clothes and trashing up the bed,
Were off to suck each other off after fucking in the shed,

Oh off to bed off to bed it's off to bed we go,
me and my horny ho it's off to bed we go,

Pounding very hard, shes cumming very slow,
I don't want to get my cummsacks jiizzed for shes ready to give me a blow,

Crushing silky sheets our bodies locked in need,
Instead of EGG NOG I'll give her a milky treat by parting with my seed,

Oh off to bed off to bed it's off to bed we go,
me and my horny ho it's off to bed we go,

MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY..Ho ho ho HO !!
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It doesn't surprise me the lack of response here. It has been my experience people here at lush don't have much interest in humor.
Ho no they don't