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tcdmct
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I am looking to hook up with a sexy girl in blackpool on the weekend of the 24th.Age 18 .to 40.
The dirtier the better, I have booked and paid for hotel or if its just a few hrs then that's fine as well.
Drop me a line if interested with your details.
Mazza
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I'm sure you'll be inundated with offers...

You might consider engaging the services of a prostitute, if you're not swamped with PMs or replies here...

What's in it for your potential hook-up partner??



Seriously though, I can't think why anyone would want to do this...

You just joined Lush today and this is what you're after? Have you thought of actually getting to know someone who might want to get into a relationship with you (even it's just FWB)

You might want to try a hook up site or something, I'm not really sure that Lush is the right place for a proposal of this sort (and I actually feel a bit sick at the thought of it to be honest)
Nikki703
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Quote by tcdmct
I am looking to hook up with a sexy girl in blackpool on the weekend of the 24th.Age 18 .to 40.
The dirtier the better, I have booked and paid for hotel or if its just a few hrs then that's fine as well.
Drop me a line if interested with your details.


Damn!! I'm too old!! It could have been fun, I just love how mysterious you profile makes you sound. But Rules are Rules!!
sprite
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i'll meet up with you. you're covering travel expenses, though, right? oh, and my fee is $5,000 on top of that. you can pay half now, and the other half when i get there.

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Dancewithme
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Quote by sprite
i'll meet up with you. you're covering travel expenses, though, right? oh, and my fee is $5,000 on top of that. you can pay half now, and the other half when i get there.


Sprite honey...you're worth 5 times that easily to a worthy human being who loves you to bits!
Dancewithme
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Quote by tcdmct
I am looking to hook up with a sexy girl in blackpool on the weekend of the 24th.Age 18 .to 40.
The dirtier the better, I have booked and paid for hotel or if its just a few hrs then that's fine as well.
Drop me a line if interested with your details.


This post irritates me to no end, profoundly insults our lady members, misidentifies the nature of our site, misrepresents what our male members are about, and offers no protection for anyone who accepts it.
If you want the lady's particulars mister, why don't you give us yours?
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Quote by Aidin


This post irritates me to no end, profoundly insults our lady members, misidentifies the nature of our site, misrepresents what our male members are about, and offers no protection for anyone who accepts it.
If you want the lady's particulars mister, why don't you give us yours?
very true aidin smile tcdmct go somewhere else
Tinastits2
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This is a joke right?...NO?? .....it's such an appealing offer too, Blackpool in the middle of Winter; The hotel at best, the Holiday Inn; With such a suave and sophisticated man as yourself, how could any woman refuse.
Nikki703
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Quote by Aidin


This post irritates me to no end, profoundly insults our lady members, misidentifies the nature of our site, misrepresents what our male members are about, and offers no protection for anyone who accepts it.
If you want the lady's particulars mister, why don't you give us yours?



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very true aidin smile tcdmct go somewhere else


HAHA!! While I agree that the OP does misrepresent what Lush is all about, I think before Mr. Hornywriter plays the voice of reason he should think about changing his AV picture if he wants to be taken seriously!
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*shakes head & walks away*
BelleduJour
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Quote by Aidin


This post irritates me to no end, profoundly insults our lady members, misidentifies the nature of our site, misrepresents what our male members are about, and offers no protection for anyone who accepts it.
If you want the lady's particulars mister, why don't you give us yours?


Excellent points!

I bet this guy wishes he never started this thread lol.
Guest
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How much for a virgin?

Haha. just kidding.
Ardentmale
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Now why didnt I think of a pick up line like that??? I bet I could be rolling in the women with a line like that!! Imagine all the little Ardents that would be roaming the world right now!!....

Come to the local Marriott... There is a take a number machine in the lobby... I will be with you as soon as I can!!... Feel free to enjoy the complimentary coffee and some magazines for your reading while you wait for me!!... Hahaha!!

By now you realize this is not the kind of place you are looking for... BUT... I went one further for you! I located a woman for you in nearby Liverpool!! I think she is just what your looking for!! I have attached the ad for you... If that doesnt work, feel free to peruse the other ads... I am sure with such an open mind and the intelligence you posses, you will find EXACTLY what you want... smile ... Good luck!!

http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/4218955706.html
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Quote by Ardentmale
Now why didnt I think of a pick up line like that??? I bet I could be rolling in the women with a line like that!! Imagine all the little Ardents that would be roaming the world right now!!....

Come to the local Marriott... There is a take a number machine in the lobby... I will be with you as soon as I can!!... Feel free to enjoy the complimentary coffee and some magazines for your reading while you wait for me!!... Hahaha!!

By now you realize this is not the kind of place you are looking for... BUT... I went one further for you! I located a woman for you in nearby Liverpool!! I think she is just what your looking for!! I have attached the ad for you... If that doesnt work, feel free to peruse the other ads... I am sure with such an open mind and the intelligence you posses, you will find EXACTLY what you want... smile ... Good luck!!

http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/4218955706.html


lmao
Frank
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Quote by Mazza
I'm sure you'll be inundated with offers...
Seriously though, I can't think why anyone would want to do this...


Don't be to hard Mazza, Blackpool isn't that bad!

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i'll meet up with you. you're covering travel expenses, though, right? oh, and my fee is $5,000 on top of that. you can pay half now, and the other half when i get there.


Would American Express do? (I'd like the points)

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How much for a virgin?

Haha. just kidding.


About what exactly?

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LASARDaddy
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I agree with Aiden and others. This is an insult to all of the females here. It's an insult to the men here too, everyone. This is an "Adult" site and courtesy and consideration are a requirement here, I hope. If not they should be. I think there's a site called "Fuckbook" or something for that request.

I also think he should have a forced Vasectomy because that level of ignorance should NOT be allowed to breed back into our society.

I hope no one takes him up on it.
I am always a gentleman.
darlvanhorn
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when I saw this my thoughts where nice a group of people meeting up, then I read the OP. and as Ardentmale suggested craigslist, there are a whole wide of websites that are just for hook ups, have you never seen them advertise on the porn sites!!! not hard to miss, there was even one that was advertised on the telly, Benaughty.com

but I think you should interact with some of the women, before making a proposition like this!!!


EDIT: And if there is someone to take your offer, you won't have to post it here.
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Dumbass.
nicola
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You guys are so mean. He's booked a hotel 'n everything!
Guest
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okay. I'll grab a bottle of Boones. Meet you guys there. I hate to be antisocial.
Liz
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Quote by nicola
You guys are so mean. He's booked a hotel 'n everything!


Yeah, but Blackpool.

CurlyGirly
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Quote by Highwayman
okay. I'll grab a bottle of Boones. Meet you guys there. I hate to be antisocial.


I hear Melon Ball is a great flavor.

What time are we all mee...Curses!! I'm over the age limit! *sigh* Party on, Garth!!
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I admire those with discernable tastes, and know what they really want. Mellon Ball it is. I think I'll buy some peach schnapps while I'm at it. This sounds like a high class function.
dpw
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Quote by Liz


Yeah, but Blackpool.


My thoughts exactly!
He sounds like he's a classy guy!
In winter! I wouldn't even go there in the summer.
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What a horrible thought. Meeting up in Blackpool in July is bad enough and I've never seen a decent hotel in the place.

Make it a hotel in Keswick or Ambleside ... or even Windermere and you might have a better response.

But even then I doubt you'd have much success in your sordid, mucky little adventure with Lushie girls. We may be a sexy lot but we're not desperate for your kind.
dpw
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Quote by Ardentmale
Now why didnt I think of a pick up line like that??? I bet I could be rolling in the women with a line like that!! Imagine all the little Ardents that would be roaming the world right now!!....

Come to the local Marriott... There is a take a number machine in the lobby... I will be with you as soon as I can!!... Feel free to enjoy the complimentary coffee and some magazines for your reading while you wait for me!!... Hahaha!!

By now you realize this is not the kind of place you are looking for... BUT... I went one further for you! I located a woman for you in nearby Liverpool!! I think she is just what your looking for!! I have attached the ad for you... If that doesnt work, feel free to peruse the other ads... I am sure with such an open mind and the intelligence you posses, you will find EXACTLY what you want... smile ... Good luck!!

http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/4218955706.html

How is my beautiful city being dragged into this?
We've got a lot of classy women like her, they all aim to please!
Shylass
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I went fishing* in Blackpool once. I blanked. I'm never going there again.



* Actual fishing. All that was caught was the Smallest Flounder In All The Land, and the people I fished with turned out to be the biggest bunch of complete bastards I ever had the misfortune to meet. But that's another story.
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dpw
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I went fishing* in Blackpool once. I blanked. I'm never going there again.



* Actual fishing. All that was caught was the Smallest Flounder In All The Land, and the people I fished with turned out to be the biggest bunch of complete bastards I ever had the misfortune to meet. But that's another story.

Even the fish avoid the place! Enough said!
They go blue with the cold.
Jack_42
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Now if he also offered to buy a fish and chip supper it would be really tempting.