A place where you can post the most original, random and hilarious pick up lines.
I'll go first....... Maths is great. Algebra is my favorite. Could you answer this problem?
If A = you, B = me, what is C? and when do you want the D?
It's not an original but we had a nice laugh over it in Chemistry class.
Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
A lady used this one on me and it worked. I am easy anyway. I was tending bar and this lady had a rich husband and her line was "I want to wine you, dine you and 69 you" I answered and asked if she wanted to do in in that order and she said in exactly in that order.
You know those guys on the corner with signs that say "Will Work For Food"? I sit on Canal street with a sign that says "Will Do Anything For Pussy".
Not original but here it goes,
Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones?
Passenger: How did you know my name is Phones
Man: Have you got a mirror in your panties?
Woman: No, why?....
Man: Because I can see myself in them!! ;)
Man: You remind me of my little toe!
Woman: arrrr, why? Because I'm small and cute?
Man: No, because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table later!! ;)
Man: Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Woman: arrrr no, why?
Man: Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck!
It has worked 2 out of 10 times.
Dumb pick up lines make me laugh, and that's about it.
Man: Girl, you must be tired, right?
Lady: uhh, No. Why do you say that?
Man: Cuz you been running through my mind all day long.
Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: No, what?
Man: When you fell from heaven, because... you must be an angel.
Woman: No it didn't, but it does hurt now looking at you!
ooohhhh, men, men.. Do we have any about women?
Choose n Practice Happiness
Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
Never used this but thought it was funny;
Man at Bar : Hi your fake eye lashes are really good.
Woman: I'm not wearing fake eye lashes there real
Man: Are you sure they look fake to me.
Woman : No their real look: Closes eyes and leans forwards
Man Goes yeah i can see and steels a small kiss then buys the woman a drink
Girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
Hi, my name's Dick. Do you like it?
From a short-film :P
Man: Shall we dance? (with a few dance moves)
Woman: Noooo...Let's start a family!! (pulls him towards her)
He was damned!
Baby you are like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?
Not that I would ever use it but I love this one
"I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"
Did you wash your clothes in Windex?
Because I can totally see myself in your pants.
an old friend who had been friend zoned used this on me
friend: kisses me
me: what are you doing? you are like brother to me.
friend: whatever happened to brotherly love?
When I saw you walk in I knew you would be my next wife? WHAT?! And then the soft sexy eyes too like they are trying to look sincere. GO AWAY! I would so much rather a Hi am XYZ. Worse is if they are stirring a pina colada then I am no longer responsible for my actions add in a flowery shirt and things are headed down hill. Fast. Or Please Don't I know you? Absolutely not. Just say Hi and introduce yourself it feels so desperate on the other end.
back in the day, at a bar some guy came up to me and said, 'your eyes are the same color as my Porsche'
This was in an old Zap Comix, I think. It surely never happened IRL!
He: "Hey bitch, do you fuck?"
She: "Not 'til now, you sweet-talkin' honey!"
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