I participate in forums on another service. One is about females spanking males. In an exchange about what one woman could do regarding her husband’s small penis, one of the women asked me about my size. Well, I measured it a long time ago when I answered some swingers ads. So I wrote, “6.75 iches aroused, measured from where the penis meets the stomach.”
Not long afterwards, I was happily masturbating when I glanced down and compared the width of my trusty right palm to the length protruding above. Something didn’t look right. I rummaged around and dug up the trusty old tape measure. Once re-excited, I laid the tape to the dick. Some evil demon had shrunk the tape, for I only measured 5.5 inches!
I didn’t think I’d lied or otherwise faked (measuring from the scrotum, for instance) those years ago, so I decided to consult an expert.
A former girlfriend picked me up for dinner. On the way to the restaurant, I explained my question.
Before I stated my original measurement, she interrupted, “You have nothing to worry about, you have a fine penis.” She agreed with my 6.75 inch figure. As a registered nurse, she’s a double expert. She told me that penises do indeed shrink over time, a sad piece of news I never heard before.Well, it may not be as exciting to look at (and neither am I, frankly) as it formerly was, but my favorite toy still can come out and play. He’s a little slow off the mark, and needs to be coaxed, but still gives and accepts pleasure.
Any other aging cocksmen out there with similar sad tales? Please tell me I’m not unique!
