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Describe your Ex with Only FOOD items.

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My Ex would be Vegetable. None specifically, his behaviour represented every one of them.



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characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
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Cunt.....you can eat that, right?
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Cunt.....you can eat that, right?



Oh My God, that is classic!!!
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Just like a big pile of caca!

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Someone seems to be having a great time remembering old loves....
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Having had the unfortunate opportunity to meet Sugarbaby's ex, I would have to categorize him as such:

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Someone seems to be having a great time remembering old loves....




Yes, I miss her....but my aim is getting better and better...
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I need something really cold!
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I need something really cold!


Iceberg lettuce?
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Iceberg lettuce?


I was thinking Sushi
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I was thinking Sushi




But sushi is so delicious... smile
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Fugu, puffer fish. It must be prepared correctly or you could ingest a lethal poison that will result in paralysis and death. You do not really eat it for taste, it is more for the novelty and thrill
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imitation bacon flavour
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Triple chocolate cake smothered with thick double cream topped with blueberries and cherries
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Roasted Nuts
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Cold meat
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Past prime, spoiled
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Fugu, puffer fish. It must be prepared correctly or you could ingest a lethal poison that will result in paralysis and death. You do not really eat it for taste, it is more for the novelty and thrill



Remind me never to go to a seafood restaurant with you for dinner!