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Jen Was Once Rejected By Charlie Sheen
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Nikki looks like a little wrinkled old lady
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Rose Is Actually An Ex-Las Vegas Showgirl Who Now Works As A Magician's Assistent In A Magic Show That Opens Up For Live Sex Shows In Tijuana, Mexico
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Nikki works as a cat groomer, just can't keep her hands off the pussies.
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Jen has a molded plaster of her ass that she keeps in her closet of toys so she can admire how beautiful it looks.
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Mimi got her tats out of a box of Cracker Jacks
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bubbles21 wrote:Mimi got her tats out of a box of Cracker Jacks took me forever to piece together the dragon too lol Jen is from the LIA (Lush Intelligence Agency)
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Is secretly Kim Jong-Il.
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Location: In your dreams, United States
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BB has a bad case of BO
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Kinky told me I was to old for her.
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Now that must be a lie because being 84 you look amazing.
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Tami doesn't like brushing her teeth.
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Spends lonely Saturday nights organizing her sock drawer.
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He Has Training Wheels On His Bike
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Nikki's people built a shrine for her and they worship her pictures 24/7. They eat, sleep, drink and breathe Nikki.
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Just fell off of the turnip truck.
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Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,588
Location: Alabama, United States
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Nikki has training wheels on her vibrator. oops.. SA... has a tattoo of a devil on her crotch.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Mister tries telling people that he is being stalked, in hopes that will make him sound more appealing and sexy.
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Lola Is The Plaything Of A Semi-Pro Football Team
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Nikki has a birthmark on her inner thigh that looks like a penis.
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Location: Somewhere in my fantasy...
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Molly is deathly allergic to clothes so she's always naked.
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Mimi was my naked chauffeur the last two weeks - she drove me to distraction!
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Joined: 7/19/2010
Posts: 2,412
Location: NOYB, Canada
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hap is actually a 50 year old mother superior at a convent in rome
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CB was banned from Singapore for "pollinating" one too many male "flowers".
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Dreams ever night about how he will "one-up" LusciousLola, kinkygirl and girllicker in the forums -- of course he never can in real life so he must be content with his dreams.
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Naughty is not really naughty, she is a choir girl getting ready to become a nun.
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She once pushed me off my bike and then stole it.
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He just can't wipe that holy-shit-I'm-excited look off his face...so his mum took him to get tested for singular expression syndrome.
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Bambi says the only kind of meat she'd ever eat is deer but why does she keep on calling me "dear"
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Kinky insists on eating tacos only by flicking her tongue in and out.
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