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Well it does look like a pussy. Hap tried eating a Taco the same way and got so excited he passed out, now you can't get him close to anything that resembles a taco.
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Thinks that Taco Bell meat is real.
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BB's bicycle helmet has a pussy painted on the top of it.
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Doesn't like my Hello Kitty bicycle helmet.
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BB fell off his bike onto his Hello Kitty helmet so that now there is a large crack at Kitty's crotch.
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imhapless used to work at stringfellows in a red mankini behind the bar. And whenever anyone ordered a 'bollocks' cocktail he had to get on the bar and swing his bollocks in the face of the customer who'd ordered it to the tune of 'mambo no5'
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Cherry Rebel used to be known as "Every Man's Dream" when she worked at the circus; her act was to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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hap once took ballet lessons but quit when the girls laughed at him for looking ridiculous in a tutu
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Ginger wears her sweat socks for 150 workouts before washing them -- keeps the guys away from her at the gym.
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Hap Is Actually The Senior Senator From A State In The Western U.S. His Campaign Platform Was To Have 2 Kayaks In Every House
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Every Tuesday Nikki works for the CIA interrogating male terrorists suspects while she is naked. They will tell all secrets just to get her to stay! Her success ratio is 99.8%.
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Hap's job on Tuesday is wiping up the drool and other bodily fluids that leaked out during those interrogating sessions.
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LL is the leader of a cult. Her people hold councils every wednesdays from 7-10 where they start of by worshipping her awesomeness and then closing with a big orgy.
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Sw33tAng3l wrote:LL is the leader of a cult. Her people hold councils every wednesdays from 7-10 where they start of by worshipping her awesomeness and then closing with a big orgy. Mimi, you have it mixed up, we start with the orgy. Mimi holds breastfeeding classes for all the new mom's at her hospital. She demonstrates the correct way to latch onto a breast, her on one breast, the baby on the other.
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dangit, i missed the council meeting last night. did you guys make changes without me?!
LL teaches sex ed class, she uses me as her dummy to demonstrate on.
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Thinks she really is The Girl With The Dragon Tatto!
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I solve crime as well as save lives! lol
Hap's hands are super glued to his paddle. It broke when he spanked the girls, so he tried to glue it back together, gluing his hands as well.
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Now I know why Mimi has tape and glue stuck on her ass>
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Tami had too much fun with me, the tape, and glue last night.
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Mimi got so jealous that Tami was calls out my name every time she cums, that told her she would stitch her mouth closed unless she said that "Mimi makes me moan."
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LL gets so excited everytime she thinks about Tami calling out her name during orgasms
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Is really a vegan...she loves those flowers
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Has never been to Hollywood in her life, has never seen a Hollywood movie, and has never gone to a Hollywood cafe!
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Location: UK
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that man is not using his hands to hold that paddle
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Likes to pretend that his cock is really a person with a huge nose, when he puts sunglasses on it.
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Gets all As in school by threatening to flash her professors during lectures, turning them into babbling idiots.
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wishes he was one of her professors so that LL could flash him.
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she use to eat chocolate covered ants till she tried pussy
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Steamin can have multiple orgasms in five minutes just by thinking about sex!
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Thinks Dressing Up Like Fred Flintstone Turns On The Ladies
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