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LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:23:22 PM

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Nikki loves to freeze bananas to use for masturbation.
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:26:11 PM

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Lola Loves To Eat The Bananas After They Defrost In Me
lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:27:45 PM

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Squirts everytime she sneezes.





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Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:11:17 PM

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Got turned away from the psych ward cuz he was too obsessed with sex, it scared the other residents.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 6:15:16 AM

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Mimi walks into a lamp posts all the time cause she is always thinking about sex
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:20:27 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:
Lola Loves To Eat The Bananas After They Defrost In Me


If Lola wouldn't love that, I sure would.



Elaine is only on Lush because her psychiatrist said it would help her fear of sex
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2011 2:16:31 AM

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Tami has had surgery on her tongue to make it longer
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 13, 2011 9:13:26 PM

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I had to because Elaine's pussy is sp deep
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 12:11:15 PM

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Is trying to collect enough pussy juice to take a bath in.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 3:23:40 PM

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Hap had himself cloned because he figured if there were 2 of him, he'd finally get laid .The problem is, he is just getting rejected twice as much.
LusciousLola
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 3:30:48 PM

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Tami likes to tease hap so. She calls and leaves voice mail telling him how badly she wants him then just laughs.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 6:07:27 PM

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Lola has saved every forum post from me about her and sleeps with them under her pillow. How cute.
LusciousLola
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 6:11:17 PM

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hap is so intimidated by me that he now signs off every time that I am online.
madibaby1218
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 6:51:49 PM

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Luscious has been kicked off reality tv several times for being to realistic

;)*Madi*(;
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 7:22:19 PM

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Her main goal in life is to get on the Bachelor TV show; when she does she intned to decline the final rose!
madibaby1218
Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011 7:50:13 PM

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Ugh I would never go on tht show!!!! He only has sex with girls 80 yrs old and up

;)*Madi*(;
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 6:07:19 AM

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Madi is so sad because she is only 75 and Hap says she is too young for him.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 6:16:52 AM

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Is an angel that lost her wings.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 7:42:54 AM

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Mimi is the reason I lost my wings by seducing me
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 7:58:41 AM

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Tami's real swimsuit is just like those that they make for toddlers, with the built in floaties. She just wears a bikini for pics.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:10:42 AM

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Lola loves tootsie pops but wanting to get to the chewy center quicker she always bites, so watch out guys
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:13:30 AM

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kinkygirl wrote:
Lola loves tootsie pops but wanting to get to the chewy center quicker she always bites, so watch out guys


Some guys like that!

Tami draws a pick of a man on her gf's ass, so when she fucks it with her strap-on she is fucking a man too.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:38:12 AM

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Lola owns her own island and once a week we go there and have a great big orgy.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 12:21:20 PM

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Mimi grounds coffee beans between her breasts
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 2:57:32 PM

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Elaine is on a taco diet and says " If God had not meant for me to eat taco he wouldn't have made it look so much like a pussy".
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 3:03:22 PM

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Kinky loves footlong hotdogs. So much so she can eat them in one bite.





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LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 3:04:37 PM

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Tami is lying on her stomach so nobody will see the tattoo she has of my tongue licking her pussy. She said that way I can never leave her.
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 3:07:32 PM

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Lola went on a blind date. He asked her is she knows how to toss salad. She answered by telling him about all the years she's worked in the food industry and she's a pro at tossing salad.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 3:12:46 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:
Tami is lying on her stomach so nobody will see the tattoo she has of my tongue licking her pussy. She said that way I can never leave her.


I had to tattoo it but it was because Lola left scorch marks in my skin as she licked me.


LM is jealous because he is only half a bite
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 3:21:44 PM

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Kinky is a firm believer in safe sex. She only masturbates while wearing rubber gloves.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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