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Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 8:14:37 AM

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DannyCD became dannyDVD when his sex video was posted on You Tube
lissiedaisy
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 10:13:10 AM

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Hap took a tumble into that water when DannyCD found out he was the one to leak the sex video
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 11:37:04 AM

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Lissie actually mistyped her name it was supposed to be LezzieDaisy
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Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 12:14:06 PM

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In Tami's wallpaper...she really isn't trying to adjust the volume...but trying to crush a tennis ball with her clit...very hot!
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 12:24:28 PM

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Jason doesn't actually ride a motorcycle, he's deathly afraid of them.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 12:40:16 PM

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Bubbles21 has the Guinness record for longest bubble bath in history without putting in new hot water -- 128 hours, 16 minutes, 42 seconds [unfortunately she was an icicle afterward and hasn't yet recovered].
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:29:44 PM

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Token puts ads in the personals for someone to play with his pussy. When they show uo, he throws them in with his tiger. Naughty Boy
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:33:39 PM

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Tammy was the one who lovingly purchased the swim trunks in my avatar for me -- doesn't she have good taste! And she launders them for me on the gentle cycle to make sure they last years and years!
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Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:40:11 PM

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Hap has a genius IQ, that's how he learned to spell Tami so well and Hap, take your pills, you're delusional again
exwifen269
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:42:55 PM

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Tami is a stand up comedian who performs at night in front of her mirror
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011 3:24:38 PM

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are booty is made in china
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Posted: Saturday, April 02, 2011 9:08:17 AM

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dannyCD doesn't know the difference between a condom and a conundrum.
tubby1961
Posted: Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:24:18 AM

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Jill is really a nun


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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Posted: Sunday, April 03, 2011 9:15:34 AM

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tubby once swallowed a cricket, and continuously uncontrollably jumped out of and back into bed until his partner left for good!
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 04, 2011 5:03:22 PM

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Hap fell for the same April Fool's joke 8 years in a row! [What does that make him? An April Fool!]
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:04:54 AM

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although she is straight naughty can't help but have wild, kinky dreams about me.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:09:16 AM

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The only reason slutpuppy says she is bisexual is to make me jealous of not only the men on Lush, but the women too [by the way, it works]!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:20:56 AM

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Hap is holding his paddle to steady himself whilst standing... his knees weaken and his tongue is out constantly from all these gorgeous women at Lush
Squirthero
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:27:40 AM

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The 28 in Kiki's handle stands for how many minutes she can hold her breath for underwater

Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:32:31 AM

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LOL

Squirthero claims he can shoot his load 28 meters far
Squirthero
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:36:16 AM

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LOL... how did you know!

Seriously tho, the 28 stands for, how high she can jump in metres from a crouching position..

Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:41:44 AM

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Squirthero wrote:
LOL... how did you know!

Seriously tho, the 28 stands for, how high she can jump in metres from a crouching position..



Or the amount of times he can cum in one night Shhh
Squirthero
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:59:11 AM

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Your supposed to be telling lies on here lol...

No, I got it, its the amount of times she wants me to cum

Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 10:06:58 AM

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Squirthero chose his screen name because he has delusions of grandeur -- he thinks he can put out a fire engulfing an entire apartment building simply by pissing on it!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 12:12:53 PM

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Hap wants to take photos of Squirthero putting out that fire
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 12:52:47 PM

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Sisters showed up at Hap's house begging him for sex. He agreed only on the condition that she perform 2 tasks and have one important physical characteristic - suck a 24 oz. Coke bottle dry in 2 seconds, rub all the bark off a tree branch in 6 seconds -- both of which she did -- and have pubic hairs 16 inches long. Insulted she said "Not even for you Hap, the sexiest man in the world, would I cut off 8 inches of my pubic hairs".
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 12:54:26 PM

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Bouncer at Gay Bar
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 1:23:38 PM

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Sisters gets really wet thinking about hap's paddle.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 1:27:13 PM

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LusciousLola in fact looks just like her new avatar, with tattoos all over her body, most of floral prints except the one just above her crotch that reads "Hap Heaven"
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Posted: Wednesday, April 06, 2011 1:34:52 PM

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Hap threatens poor defenceless girls
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