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she eats fried mens nuts for breakfast
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Sisters has a dog the size of a cow that licks her pussy every night, and she cant help thinking that hap doesn't know where the fuck he put his canoe
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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And Stemin, (lovly tho she is) has a fettish for men with one huge foot. Whilst I get on with my delision of grandure.
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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HEY NO ANIMAL REFERENCES !!!
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she has puppy chow for slutpuppy
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is a secret agent working for the Russians, and is knocking off David Cameron while Nick Clegg watches.
Stock answer to most forum questions:
Some do, Some don't
Love blindsides us all.
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She really is a guy who works down our chip shop swears she Elvis, Just like she swore to me that she would be true ,She is a guy who works down our chip shop, Now she is a liar and im not sure about you................Please dont take offence .......xxxx
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Called "Happy Hands" not because he's always masturbating, but because he is a pickpocket - though not a very good one since he is always being arrested.
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hap polished all of my shoes, with his tongue.
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Before I polished LL's shoes, she wiped them on her pussy, so my act was one of passion, not one of submission.
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Apparently, hap calls his ass my pussy.
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LuscioiusLola is so jealous of Hap's quick wit and perfect put-downs that she subscribes to an Internet service whereby she can request input from 8,486,921 people around the world to fashion a comeback. She gladly pays the 450 Rand (her country's currency) per month to make people think she is almost as sharp as Hap!
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omg Hap is gay
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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etairay has the best "gaydar" on the planet
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hap wants sp to paddle his ass
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[Hey lyon - this is for "groundless lies" not true facts]
Lyon did a Lady Godiva impersonation during her high school's parade -- only everyone was looking, not just Peeping Tom!
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Hap finally got his day with Lyon, Slutpuppy and KinkyGirl lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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{you are soooo mean E}
One of E's boobs got a "flat" when she was crawling around and hit a carpet tack.
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In Hap's av he is wearing is shorts inside out
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Sisters put my shorts on inside out after she ravaged me and was trying to "put me back together".
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Yeah right !!
Hap once serenaded a girl whilst on horse back
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sisters was that girl
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Steamin was jealous so she hit Hap with a paddle
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sisters takes a bath in sardines to smell like sushi
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Told 15 guys in a row "that's the best sex I ever had".
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DITTO
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Found a deal on Valentine's Day cards - bought a 6 pack of "You're my One And Only"
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Broke in Sister's house to get those cards, sneaked out and got angry that he didn't hide in the closet in her bedroom to have a peek
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Kiki28 has finally decided to settle down and start a family lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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e blew the cop that pulled her over to avoid a ticket and accidently bit his cock and got an assault charge causing bodily harm.
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