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Wow, get Bubbles Day, I love it
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imhapless was scene last night delivering condoms to to a church where he is appearently having an affair with one of the nuns 
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Stuart was once thrown out of a hockey stadium for having sex in the bleachers. The refs ruled he was spearing and hooking. ( for those not knowing that's jabbing and holding with his stick)
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Bubbles is the mascot for her local hockey team; she skates around in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit with a sign on it saying "I've never been charged with 'hooking'"
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imhapless wrote:Bubbles is a professional sitter -- not a babysitter, she hires herself out to sit on people's faces; rate A is with a skirt on - rate B with just undies - rate C no panties. She just won the award for Sitter of The Month by the Paradise, Arkansas, Chamber of Commerce. Her award is a golden taco. Nice job Jen!
[Am I really that slow that both stuart and Wildcat got in front of me? Or did they pull some horrible trick on me?]
Stuart won the award for the worst smelling athlete in the country, never having washed his hockey uniforms and pads for an entire season. His award was of a woman and her child holding their noses.
Mildcat is big in Internet dating. Her last profile: "Mild mannered pussy cat loves snuggling, feet and armpit sniffing, and pubic hair braiding. No sex until after 17th date, and STD testing." Hap was Midlcat's 18th date, fortunately for her, he failed the STD test, he had a bad case of cat flu, and was totally bereft of pubic hair 
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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Wildcat and Hap on her 104th birthday 
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[Jen you are either really sick, knee-slapping hilarious, or both - I can't decide. The following may not match your cleverness this time, but I'll be thinking of nothing but getting even until I do!]
When told by her boyfriend that she could stroke equally well with each hand, bubbles joyfully exclaimed "Yeah, I'm amphibious!"
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hap decided girls were not that good and switched to men.
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When JT heard Hap was switching to men, she swore off sex and decided to become a nun.
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kinky wants a dick transplant so she can fuck her girl friends
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Steamin wants to be the first one I fuck with my new dick
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kinky girl doesn't have Penis envy....
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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Where Squirthero got his name from: 
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Is the world's champion fly fisher -- that is fishing guys' dicks out of their pants!
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lol... my dicks ready!
Hap is actually a champion poker player. his Lushprofile doesnt do him justice at all...
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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No thank you, he already thinks I am dull and rude, don't want to offend him anymore than I seem to have already done.
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Tami's bikini is really a tattoo.
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Lola has written a book about her last boyfriend -- "Moldy Dick"
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Squirthero wrote:kinky girl doesn't have Penis envy.... If it is your penis, I want it daily
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Hap does actually like me and sqirter is ctually a man
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kinky sucks horse cocks
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Lyon is a oilrigger
Kinky isnt really mad at me...and I dont want to make-up
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
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SH is really married with 5 kids lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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Ms E refuses to leave the SS Fat Boy.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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Tubs doesn't just float that boat he also bathes in it 
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Jen scrubs Tubby twice a week in bath/boat
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Elaine keeps following me so she knows where all the eggs are stashed
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
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Tubby also tried that bunny trick with Santa Claus...
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hehe sad news today with the annoucement of the upcoming marriage of Betty-Bea lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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LMAO Yup and Ms E will look absolutely fabulous in a baby-poop green bridesmaid dress and matching accessories. Work it darlin' :p
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